h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Today was a fairly good week, because I've been looking forward to the weekend. Social problems do not seem to be killing me that much lately although they are still there. I am coping with them better than before. s to everyone who gave me their best wishes.

(What is so special about the weekend? Njan is coming over. )

I have nearly caught up all the work I missed when I took two weeks off school.

I am having my birthday party next weekend and that is going to be tremendous fun. I really can't wait. I've invited so many people, and I don't know what we're going to do, but I'm sure it'll be great anyway.

I'm afraid that I might have developed another addiction. I have used up three (very full) boxes of matches over the last two days, while trying my hardest not to use them more than I needed to. I have just been lighting them and watching them burn right down, lighting candles, sticking an unlit match into a flame and watching it ignite with that excited flame it provides, and just generally re-lighting used matches so that all that is left of them is a black stump. I have a ashtray next to me completely full of matches.
Burning stuff makes me feel so much better. I'm actually quite scared that I'll get addicted to it like I got addicted to SI before. I can go without doing it [burning things], no problem there, but I really do love doing it.

A card with a photo of Njan and I is going to be present at the meet-up so if you're going please sign it!

I think that's about all the updates I have. Now I have to tidy my room to prepare for tomorrow. I probably won't say be around too much until Sunday evening!

"Burn the witch!"
"But how do you know that she's a witch?"
"She looks like one! .... Burn the witch! Buuurrrrrn!"

"I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!"


"How do you know, she is a witch?"
"Well she turned me into a newt!" (pause) "I got better."
"BURN HER ANYWAY!"

(...)
People are sayin' the woman is damned,
she makes you burn with a wave of her hand.
The city's a blaze, the town's on fire.
(...)
We were fools, we called her liar.
All I hear is "Burn!"
(...)



Deep Purple - "Burn"

"dead girls dance
they burn and twirl
witch hunt
which c**t
burn this girl"

"I'M BURNING!!! I'M F**KING BURNING!! I'm BURNING! Oh my GOD! I'M BURNING! ... I'm burning, PLEASE! I'm burnnnning!"

"dead girls dance
they burn and twirl
witch hunt
which c**t
burn this girl"



Jack Off Jill - Witch Hunt

Smoke on the water
and fire in the sky

Deep Purple - "Smoke on the Water"

A witch will burn
When she's thrown into the fire
No her she'll peel and writhe
But never expire
She crawls on webs of lies
I die up inside her
To take what's mine
That bitch, the cinnamon spider

Jack Off Jill - "Cinnamon Spider"

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the mother-f***er burn
Burn mother-f***er burn

Bloodhound Gang - "Fire Water Burn"

Still every night I burn
Every night I scream your name
Every night I burn
Every night the dream's the same
Every night I burn
Waiting for my only friend
Every night I burn
Waiting for the world to end

The Cure - "Burn"

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Nine Inch Nails - "Burn"

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The Pixies - "Monkey Gone To Heaven"

(...)
Bring me your children, they'll burn!
Never look back, never turn!
Cry me a river, you'll learn Voodoo!!
(...)

Black Sabbath - "Voodoo"

The world is a vampire
Sent to drain
Secret destroyers
Hold you up to the flames

Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"