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20th September
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Started conversation Sep 20, 2001
Some good stuff happened today.
My dad is coming out of hospital on Sunday. 
I'm in love again. 
When Jo, Heather and I began the long trek back home, we came across a large brown killer serpent. 
It was in great peril. If we didn't rescue it, it would be crushed to death by the killer zombie robot things. 
So, using her expert skill and our guidance, the daring and courageous Heather ushered it back to the bushes using only a piece of a plant. Then, of course, came the next crisis. A large, terrifying, ravenous bugblatter fly of Cheltenham landed on Heather... and began to eat away her bra strap! 
Luckily, Jo and I managed to distract it and Heather was saved. 
Now the final danger: a monstrously huge spider weaving webs 50 miles across! 
And Heather was on the other side of it! She had to get down to the ground and crawl, so that she would not be trapped in the web...for if she got caught, she would be ripped to pieces by the killer beast!
Well, actually, we just found a slow worm. And there were a fly and a spider that turned up too.
20th September
Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Sep 21, 2001
"I managed to mix lots of sugar, wine, paracetamol and strong coffee together that night"
Maybe you should cut down a little? 
Tube
20th September
Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Sep 21, 2001
Anyway, thanks for the good news
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20th September
- 1: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Sep 20, 2001)
- 2: Tube - the being being back for the time being (Sep 21, 2001)
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