h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ideally of course, it should be about 17,500, but at least it's below 20,000.

I still need a title.

And an abstract.

And to do a shed load of references.

And I found a REALLY COOL AND TO THE POINT PAPER this morning, and I have 32 words to include it, if I do, which I probably won't.

Onwards, and onwards, and onwards, and onwar... slap me someone.

B

*slaps Ben, but not too hard*

That better?

Mmmmm

Thank you Egon.

You'll make it.

Keep at it.

Your work over the summer is an inspiration to me Tav.

Thank you PsychoCandy.

So what shall I call the bloody thing? I risk sending it in called Title: Subtitle

Haven't you found enough random title generators to do the work for you?

Now comes the most important decision of all - the font. I spent about a half hour on that before determining that Calisto MT best fit the mood and texture of my research.