h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I... ermm... think you gave me.. the wrong one....
Any more?

why yes Madmunk but you must decide which is which for i still have not gotten them sorted out
mmmmmmmmmm...........these are quite good drinks now aren't they??????
Fenchurch....how is yours doing?????.....ready for another yet????

More... give me more ....

here Madmunk try this.....it will put hair on your chest

*glugg..glugg...glugg...* ahh.... more more!!!

Look what we've done to the poor boy!! Hey- Madmunk-no dear, that's not food-- hey-- leave the mouse alone...

As for me, I'm always ready for more

well Fenchurch it seems that poor MadMunk is nothing more than a puddle in the corner now.....kinda cute all passed out like that and all isn't he
as for more to drink.....coming right up!!! CATCH!!!!

Hey..you guys!! Have you left any booze for me???

"hic"......why yes"hic".....shazz , here "hic".....CA..."hic"TCH!!

Hi..c..kkk....thanx ...Hey hi Monshari How do fancy a nice butterfly pic??I spent hours trawling the web last night & found a really nice one??..or suggest something else & i'll look in my backpack LOL..I think you've got all the best ones on your page anyway

"hic"...sounds "hic"....lovely to "hic" me , I "hic".....just love "hic"....butterflies!!!!!!! "hic"
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i feel i must "hic"....be going now as "hic".....the room seems to be "hic"......spinning quite "hic"............fast now"......ohhh!!!! looks at all the pretty "HIC" colors!!!
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"THUD!!!!!"

Ooops.............ok I'll try to get it *flapping* on my page for you real soon

Monshari says Oh Fanku!...............
You will have to pardon her right now, but she seems to have celebrated the GREATNESS OF THE ALMIGHTY MADMUNK!!!! a little too well.
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LONG...."Hic".....LIVE...."Hic"....MAD"Hic"MUNK!
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Told you she over celebrated!

What a way to go!!! I'm sure that MM would approve

for i have travelled a great distance, through the agony of my sluggish system, to pay homage this final time to the great one:

MADMUNK,

YOU ARE SO ABSOLUTELY HUGE...SO OVERWHELMINGLY LARGE...WHERE ALL REALLY SCARED DOWN HERE--I CAN TELL YOU THAT. PLEASE GIVE US, THIS DAY, YOUR DAILY ASSISTANCE. FOR WE, THE MEEK, THE STRANGE, THE FAIRLY STRANGE AND THE NOT SO NORMAL, CANNOT BEGIN TO COMPREHEND THE COMPLEXITIES OF THE HTML GOD...MADUTH MUNKUTH.

AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE...BUNCH'A BOMBS IN THE AIR, or somethin' or other--you get the point.

btw, shazz. you never dropped by to 'admire' your link on my page.

oops. that's WE'RE all really scared down here. not WHERE all really scared down here. my apologies. damned that american english.

What do you mean, one 'final' time?!?!... you can't leave now, just when the praise is rolling!

I"M BBBBAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!!
boy!...those were some fantastic drinks last night!!!! i can't really remember much but i seem to remember something about really pretty colors and mice...oh well, now where was i????
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BTW Oh Great and Powerful Madmunk.......the American server over here is trying its best to crash on me, can you do something to fix it?????
i don't think my h2g2itis could take it if it crashed, it might just might be enough to push me over the edge of insanity

Hmm, it hasn't crashed on me in a few weeks... what you have to do is name it and sweet-talk it...

*Oh, server, you're so nice and stable, I just love it when you keep h2g2 online for me like that*...

You see, I don't hiccup when I'm drunk, just get amazingly clever. Or was that UNclever?

YAY MADMUNK!!! WOO-HOO!

that could work i will have to give it a shot
i am willing to try anything to keep this site from crashing on me
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ALL HAIL THE MADMUNK!!!!........LONG LIVE MADMUNK!!!!!!!!........ "oh you get the picture" bye now