h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In fact, I can't even remember my last moose-wrassle.

You know the trouble with the net is that sarcasm doesn't work at all!

Perhaps HTML could be enhanced to allow for emboldening sarcastic statements.

But that takes the art out it - I am an artist - a diva of sarcasm!

The artist formerly known as p!$$?

OK, a limerick (those of you who follow "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue" may know this one!)

The artist formerly known as Prince,
On stage would posture and mince,
When just for a giggle,
Changed his name to a squiggle,
And nobody's heard of him since!

Maybe we could get those nice people at TDV to add to the GuideML?

Ah, but are you really, or are you just being sarcastic?

Me?

Both - always!

Was set upon by a pack of wolves led by a moose on my way to work this morning. I distracted the wolves with the raw meat I always carry along with my laptop. The moose was tougher. He didn't even flinch when I reached into the bushes, retrieved a grizzly, and threw it at him. The pepper spray didn't work, either. So I had to wrassle the moose. Which was tough work, but fortunately, I hadn't had any coffee yet, and managed to used my extreme irritation to defeat the moose and send him scurrying back to his filth-pit.

I was late for work, but fortunately the boss acccepted my excuse of sleeping through my alarm clock. Whew!

See, Loch, sarcasm works. It just has to be extreme enough.