h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes you guessed it, I've just had the medical procedure that puts to death the rumour that the sun shines out of my backside! (Unless of course the camera didn't go far enough up!!)

I won't go into ALL the gorey details, but suffice to say, that the active ingredient in an ENEMA isn't the one that clears you out - oh no Siree Bob - it's the one that strips away one's sence of humour - INSTANTLY

Best end by saying there's nothing worse wrong with me than a couple of pesky little Nobby Stiles, which were just a little more than a finger's length up!! The general consensus is that these were brought on by all the coughing I did during a devilish bout of Bronchitis in April. With all good luck I'll be fighting fit - skipping and jumping and riding my bike in a couple of weeks.

Good job I've got my sense of humour back

I didn't say anything on Saturday as I was in such a nervous state as to render the enema unnecessary

Thanks for the



Bassman

Why were you nervous?

didn't hurt you, when posing for that photo did I?

I've just noticed your name

I was worried about the possible cause of the symptoms due to the speed at which I got the appointment after seeing my GP.

As for the campaign - you deserve it and you know you do....

Let's just hope everyone else does as well

I see that you've sent our pic to azahar and it's on her list as a new one.



Bassman

Ah I see.

Well it's a great pic. I've been advertizing it in the thread too and getting favourable comments.

Oh and - A4521214

Are you OK Bassman ?

PS arent smilies great

I'm fine thank you - although a little on the grubby side, due to a lot of floundering about on dirty floors and in confined spaces. Don't you just love Flight Simulators....



Bassman

Not so sure about flight simulators but I think quiet a bit of some of their techs.!

Thanks for sharing.

Even though they sometimes let you down?



Bassman

You mean they are not all as wonderful as you

A-hem

It was ME I was talking about!! ish grin....



Bassman

You didn't let me down Bassers.

I just don't know what to do with all the green tea mud.

I'm sure you'll think of something - isn't it good for the skin? You could set up a stall in the local supermarket parking lot and sell it to all the ladies. Or you could get a couple of said ladies to get naked, roll about and wrestle a bit in it () and charge the guy to watch!!

All is not lost



Bassman

says that green tea mud is very good for restoring the balance in the large intestine after receiving an enema!

I'm just not sure which end it has to go into...

I love you too mate!!

Why are you donning those rubber gloves?



Bassman

It's the electric water jet bike washer with one hundred metre hose you need to worry about!


(PS: Did I tell you I got me a lovely 'old' R100S? Probably did long ago!)

What is needed is clearly a smiley.

Actually, perhaps not.

...perhaps not...

Mars of London, the candy maker has just announced they will be making medicine from red wine, chocolate as well as green tea.

I can't believe I'm living long enough for my onlyist dream to come true. Medicine made from choclate~!!

Not the garden hose....



Bassman