h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I'm glad I caught Pikachu yesterday, because it's raining today. It is entirely unlikely that any Pokémon will come out now. They'll be in burrows, or in caves, or in trees, or down holes, or underwater in the case of water-type Pokémon. I wonder what electric Pokémon like Electrode or Voltorb. Electrode would probably explode, and Voltorb wouldn't have much to think about if it evolved to Electrode. I don't know. Voltorb is usually mistaken for a Pokéball. I'm glad I haven't done that and gotten zapped. That would hurt a lot. I'm glad I have Pikachu, now. I won't have to worry about getting hurt by wild Pokémon; I'll leave that to Pikachu. I hope he can't read, I might lose his trust, because he's sitting on my shoulder, watching intently ... my cat Ophelia. There is NO way to avoid a black cat crossing one's path with /her/ in the house. Maybe Pikachu understands superstition? Or maybe Pikachu understands the interest cats have in mice? Anyway, this is the longest journal entry I've made so far. Probably the length of a given journal entry is inversely proportional to how much sense it makes. And Pikachu is about to pounce on the cat. Goodbye.

Now I have it. The other forum, right!!!! Now you'll let me join your liddel club and I'll get to know the password and I can come and hang out in your treehouse and we can tell ghost stories and bring our girlfriends and do rude things and have secret code words. Yay for the SIP!!

I didn't mean my journal forum, you strange person! I meant the other forum on the SIP page! Blimey!

Sorry this is all a bit difficult! I don't understand computers very much. I'll try again. Thankyou ever so much for being patient with me.

Blimey! It took you three days to respond! No wonder!

Look, I was doing my best. Now will you let me in your club please?

First, go to the SIP page. Then, join via the "You too, ..." forum.

But WHY can't I do it from here???

Be/cause/, this has nothing to do with SIP except that it's my journal and I'm the founder of SIP. And, no, Pikachu isn't the founder.

but WHY?

I'm not going to answer that. [rather bad impersonation of HAL from 2001] This conversation serves no further purpose. Goodbye, Dave.

My names not Dave. Why are you acting so weird?

Because you're in the wrong forum!!

Aha! So the conversation does serve a further purpose then, doesn't it.

Ohhh, zark off.

Is this conversation irritating you? haha

SHUT UP!

It doesn't rain in Denmark right now.

And hey, don't punch the cat, punch the minister of foreign affairs!

I didn't punch you.

I'm not the minister of foreign affairs!