h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For a bit of light madness, try www.pentel.co.uk, to scream, read on. (continued on Page 11.) or maybe I'll just continue it here. Wow! Interest. Guess what I did just now. No? I spent half an hour trying to get online before I realized that the modem wasn't plugged in. Wonderful. Check out www.trouble. co.uk when you stop reading this, it's cool. Gotta go. Byee! Jaguar.

I'm on your page, I'm dicussing a journal entry of yours, could you possibly want more?
Probably, yes I bet you do. Like MORE PEOPLE TO FLIPPING WELL READ THIS AND THEN REPLY!!!!! OI, YOU LOT OUT THERE! COME HERE AND STOP NEGLECTING POOR JAGUAR! SHE'S COOL!
OK, I'll stop raging now. *takes deep breath and vaguely attempts to calm down and doesn't really manage it. takes more deep breaths, ignores father and eventually regains control again* have you visited Jenny's page recently? Dancing gerbils! Loads of them! Just, like, loads and loads and loads! Soooooo cool! Anyway, reply to this soon!

Ming

I appear to be writing to myself, but I'm quite used to that (check out the forums on my homepage!) and so I'll just amuse myself with light banter such as we're incubating some eggs at the moment with an incubator, and we have a goose egg and it's huge! It's due to hatch on the 4th May, I think, so I'll come back and write to me again when it does...we also have bantam eggs (small chickens) and duck eggs, two of which where laid by our own female duck (Ducklig) who suffers from her very own male duck, a drake for those of you who don't know, who is called Ducky Lucky and is 'cos he has a female all to himself. Anyhow, I've gotta go and write more madness around the place, so bye!