h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh no, you can never have too much melodrama. Except when you're being serious. To drama, melo or otherwise. And

ah HA! I've perfected my projectile fish launcher! Prepare for some rapid-fire fishing!











Well, I guess I can work on my aim.

apparently, there's super-gravity pulling all my precisely placed fish on the left side of the forum... argh...

How insanely fascinating. How many fish are here again?

*finds A fish*

Ah yes now I remeber, too many. (thats why theres so many simelys interupting them right?)

phish!!! (sorry, inside joke... a BAD inside joke!)

Take that vestboy!


I swore to you I'd bring you down again!

*steals vestboys vest and takes it to the cleaners*
Damn, I'm evil! (Most definately NOT a wink)

Allow me to add another
and another
and...I think thats enough

You lot all laugh the same don't you?

Apologies - I know I can't wink myself better once thrice fished.
I misread the ordinary smiley a couple of replies back... Darn. And by the way the vest is unstealable. Whoever touches it with anything unleashes the underarm flea tribe which home in on the offending party and nip them to death. A slow and itchy death which I would wish on nobo... very few people. Well in fact quite a lot of people but nobody on the side of Good and Right and Noble causes.

There you are Vestboy. I'm one of the biggest winkers you've ever seen. Look at my muscles. I'm going to find a vilain and give them a good fishing now.

Damn you Vest! you've escaped my clutches once more!! Just gotta start again

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ashes, ashes, they all fall down!!!
(some just take longer than others!!!)

I'm still waiting for those ashes to move...


Still waiting...

You don't seem particularly moral to me Vestboy and by your personal hygiene you haven't heard of cleanliness being next to Godliness. Your pictureon your home page is disgraceful.
Anyway you seem to be the lesser of two evils in this terrible place so I will give you a helping hand. DON'T take it personally.

*snaps the Loose Elastic*
~~~~~ *thud*

WE have a new heroine, at last - but what are your powers sweet maid?

WE have a new heroine, at last - but what are your powers sweet maid?

Check the CHOPPERS forum. The address for the CHOPPERS page is there. WooHoo!

Well done that hero. Have a toffee!

*from the shadows a whistling sound is heard, then a wet *thump* as a lands at vestboy's feet...*