h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Am I speaking to myself when I say cocoa beans? (chocolate forever!) Is there anything out there but a meaningless black void that is often
referred to as Life? Heil Ikea! The flowers have gone to pizza hut for a strong munure, weed killer and plant feed with Garlick bread on the side. This morning i found a gnome under my bed, his name is derick, i showed him to fran but she couldn't see him, Oh why must i continue to see strange monkeys behind my eyelids? he said the force was particularly strong with him, i tried to kill him with my super fly swat but he flew a large fake bolder across the room killing us both. I hope you enjoy your suspicios europop
In every organisation there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
this person must be destroyed
There was something else i had to say, oh yeah

SORRY!

bye now, have fun with your nakedness, jenny

ps. i can't think of a ps

i know whats going on everyware but no ones complained before this may be because antrapomorphic pesonifocation and thus Suicidally Gloomy When Sober, Homicidally Insane When Drunk

shouldn't that be anthrapomorphic? hmmm... antrapomorphic.... is that like an ant born from a need fed by belief?.... no i don't think so.

no it's something that exists only because it is belived in and usually in humanoid shape

oh fogot they also have a habbit of dopping h's

so wo believes in you ten?

well your talking to me so you must

well i don't know you could just be a figment of my imagination! but then i might just be a figment of yours. i'm not, but i could be.

if I'm a figment of your imagination you must belive in me

We are all just figments of the machines' imaginations. None of us are real.

I'm sure I'm real(well vaguely)

I could be real... I'm original instead.

yes but how original

i'm pretty sure i'm original, i mean how many people in the history of existense have said 'CHILL OUT be a tea junky.' , 'don't put all your gerkins in one sandwich.' or 'the eyebrow is the most erotic part of the male body' i rest my case.

probably quite a few(no nesaserally in this dimention)

Ah but remember, eroticism is only skin-deep.

ahhh thats just an opinoin

Well it does leave you with quite a few options.

good point

other dimensions don't count, they're just someone elses problem sweetie