h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

19 August 2006

At Matt's suggestion, I've started an Entry on 'Chocolate Body Paint' - A13795464 there's nothing there yet, got a little in Word. I think it will be a short Entry, so it won't take long.

If anyone has any info on chocolate body paint, let me know.

I've been a bit busy in Em's account, so haven't had a chance to work on the club's Entries, ie the Flake one, hopefully I'll have more time now.

CD/Em

The brush is tickly. And make sure you have a wash afterwards, because it looks suspicious on the sheets. And don't go overboard, because it makes you feel a bit sick if you have too much. And there's lots of different flavours. Oh and you 'can' substitute nutella too, but it's a bit thick.

How naughty are you going to make the Entry Em? Because it's a wonderful addition to oral sex

I think I've said far too much now.

Doesn't always have to be applied with the tickly brush, other regular kitchen stuff, spatulas and things, could be used for a more even finish. Especially yummy - fingers give you the opportunity for far finer detail if that's what you want and more easy and fun to clean off afterwards.

Some paints can be used from cold, but usually they spread and feel more pleasant if they're warmed slightly in a bain marie as if melting cooking chocolate - do *not* microwave.

I've added what I had in Word (A13795464). It's just a very rough start, before I've taken into account suggestions and research.

I missed out on using body paint, I had some, forgot about it, and when I did find it at the bottom of a drawer, it was about a year out of its 'Best Before' date.

CD/Em

*giggles* a footnote about something else getting hard too quickly might be amusing *titters*

I could have said something like "returns to its solid state" but as I'd read Jimster's Journal (F84635?thread=3169873) about it being better to use fewer words - well, 'gets hard', follows that advice. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

Just noticed I'd lost the word 'better' from the first sentence, so have added it, it makes sense now.

CD/Em

You know, I really can't think of anything else to add to the Entry! Other than a few EG links.

Some body paints come with brushes, I know that. Oh, you can get swirly kinds too now with milk and white choc. um, other than what I've already mentioned about washing, can't think of more to add! Great stuff. A perfect kind of small Entry that no doubt when it goes into PR someone will say - 'it's a bit short isn't it?'

*sigh*

I'll take a look at suggestions and making changes later, not had a lot of time on PC today, and have to be now

CD/Em

Do'h, posted in Em, and signed in CD that's what happens when I have two browsers open, one in each name.

Emmily

Just thought, maybe a brief rundown of what it comes in. There's the usual jars - I think ranging from 150g through to the deluxe, 'you must be in for a week of sin' 500g, but it also comes in tubes which are great for squeeze and squirt fun.

Any idea what is in the ingredients that keeps it at roughly the same consistency?

Educate me Matt what flavours?

I've credited both your names to the Entry, and loonycat, as looneycat suggested body paint Entry.

I've discovered some come packaged with stencils, and a couple more bits and pieces that I'll add soon.

CD/Em

Oh, I've seen Hazelnut flavour, and I think there's even one that has a distinct strawberry hint. I'll look into it. Hazelnut Swirl?

I've also seen some with brushes, but there's loads of different types of brushes. Some are the typical small 'paint' brush, but there are also some that look and operate much like a Japanese fine hair calligraphy brush, so you can write and draw on the skin.

I'll have a look into ingreedyments too

The problem with adding the weights, is I can't find any for the tubes.

CD/Em

Right as for ingredients, it's designed to melt at body temperature (so you can keep it in the fridge, but when it's needed for rampant sex, it'll go all soft and gooey on contact with hot, sweaty, inflammed skin.

Your typical ingredients are:

Chocolate, Vegetable Oil. The vege-oil help keep the mixture 'greasy' and 'fluid' as such.

Then you can get loads of different types of flavours.

There's white chocolate with macadamia...mmmm

Chocolate with all kinds of added flavours, like strawberry, kiwi, banana. Well, you name the chocolate combination, you can find it really.

Hope that helps

okay, I'll change what I've got about the brushes.

BigAl is the chemical if you can't tell much from the ingredients, let me know what's in it, and I'll ask BigAl. I've just remembered something else he told me about chocolate.

CD/Em

Tubes tend to be 150g size, much like the sunscreen size you find. Yeah?

2nd simpost

>"Chocolate, Vegetable Oil." is that all? why is it so damn expensive?

CD/Em

3rd simpost

Matt, I think I've got enough info to do quite an update. and then see what we've got.

CD/Em

Well, that's the very basic ingredients. There are others that have all kinds of preservatives and fats and stuff in em, but you can get some that have just Choc (20%) Vege Oil and Flavours

I've rambled on. Just feeling kinda hungry now. And strangely aroused. Oh dear, said too much again.

Okay, I just thought there maybe some interesting ingredient.

I'm off now to watch Taggart and eat a tub of Flake ice cream. what I haven't got around to adding is in Word for when I sign on in the clubs name. (got some updating to do in Em's Entries too)

CD/Em