Chocoholic's Delight Club


Delight Club

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Hello and Welcome . Chocoholic's Delight is a h2g2 club with a difference; a participating, contributing club. Our aim will be contributing collaborative chocolate related Entries to the Edited Guide, and also updating existing Entries, where needed.

If you're a chocoholic, join us, and join the fun. Help build up the Chocoholic Delight Club page; make suggestions for what else can be included, or what Entries we can update or write.

You don't have to be a member of chocoholic's delight to contribute to updates and the writing of entries, or to get your username credited for any contributions.

Chocoholic's Delight Club Members

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Our Entries

The following Entries are currently on Coming Up page.

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One thing you can't escape from is the old adage that chocolate is better than sex. Let's have some fun with that.

Chocolate is better than sex because -

  • It's easy to get smiley - choc any time you want.

  • You can have smiley - choc in front of your parents.

  • smiley - choc can't make you pregnant.

  • You can make smiley - choc last as long as you want it to.

  • You don't have to worry about your neighbours hearing you have smiley - choc.

  • You can have smiley - choc on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates.

  • smiley - choc is still satisfying after it's gone soft.

  • You can have smiley - choc before marriage without being morally condemned.

  • smiley - choc doesn't complain about not being satisfied.

  • If you bite the nuts too hard the smiley - choc won't mind.

  • With smiley - choc there's no need to fake it.

  • Two people of the same sex can have smiley - choc without being called nasty names.

  • "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with smiley - choc.

  • smiley - choc likes to cuddle.

  • If you have to pay for your smiley - choc it's not too expensive.

  • A big piece of smiley - choc lasts longer, but a small piece can still be satisfying.

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The following is chocolate related Edited Guide Entries, the only type to be listed here. Together we can add to that list.

Chocolate Cakes and BiscuitChocolate ConfectioneryChocolate DrinksChocolate MiscellaneousFancy line breakBrainstorming

This is where we discuss what chocolate related Entries we can write. I'll start off the suggestions with 'Cadbury World' in Birmingham. It shouldn't be too difficult to find some information on Cadbury World. If anyone has had the chocolate company's fun tour and can offer some inside information, that would be the icing on the cake.

Suggested Projects
  • (New Entry) Cadbury World, Birmingham (UK)
  • (Update) Jaffa Cakes
  • (New Entry) Chocolate Mousse
  • (New Entry) Chocolate Ice Cream
  • (New Entry) Expensive Belgian Chocolate V Cadbury or Mars confectionery
  • (New Entry) Snickers - the chocolate bar formerly known as Marathon
  • (New Entry) The Milky Bar Kid
  • (New Entry) Hot Chocolate Drinks in an Instant
  • (New Entry) Cooking with Chocolate

There's a few suggestions we can discuss and choose from, or add more to the list to give us more choice.

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If you have any other suggestions for Chocoholics Delight page, or any comments on chocolate, you can use the Guestbook below, start or join in a conversation below.

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And lastly, I'll identify myself - I'm also known as Emmily


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