h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wow, haven't done this for a while. *blows dust off bunting and awaits arrival of guests*

Hello

I have although I am drinking myself and convincing myself it is a healthy lunch

We should have thought of this before people setting up their own party threads and then going on a h2g2 party crawl

I have just put snacks and drinks out on the daydream thread F2022247?thread=8295573&latest=1 if you would like to drop by

*Enters, settles down in corner, and watches to see who else comes in.*

Welcome, welcome... drinky?

we need more booze
ahh... this seems as good a place as any.
*drops his trousers*

Five posts! That's all it took to lower the tone! Good to see standards haven't improved around here. *picks up 2legs' trousers*

Now all you have to do is convince him to put them back on

I can't seem to find my trousers... and which way is it to the loo?

*points thataways*

no playing twister on the offical thread till you have been and found your trousers *stern look*

have cracked open my stash of sloe gin and been making a shedload of cheese and pineapple hedgehogs

*leaves some here*

*tactfully guides 2legs away from where he's standing towards the actual toilet*

at least we weren't player twister, I'm all for lobbing on soapy water to make a bit more fun but peeing is just cheating I reckon

still perhaps some soapy water would come in handy now, when he has finsihed in the loo perhaps direct him towards it

and make sure he has his trousers on, bless him and

Ooo... my trousers <
*does a MC hammer impression with his just found trousers*
You know... that was one of the strangest loos I've ever been in

I know, I know... you are a free citizen and you can pee wherever you like. Heard it all before.

You have to admit... that was a classic! Mind... a very drunken ... absolutely bladdered in fact... classic I really must try going back to that* pub, one day... just for old times sake I'm saddened to say, though, mind, over the years... my bladder control hasn't improved any
Were you at the meet... in london, or was it in fact, the same one... where I bought myself a bottle of champaign, and just drank it out of the bottle? ... think that was the same meet I was doing buckets of oozo and that one with wormwood in, at the bar with Stealth...
*a whole bunch of muddled up very shakey memorys of past meets starts getting even more muddled up*

I remember the champagne, think that was the same meet...

Erm.... I was going to join in but I'm not dropping trousers, sorry!

I'll have some champagne and a cheesy pineapply hedgehog if its going, though!

Of course! Best if everyone keeps their trousers in the "on" position, at least for now.

I wasn't away for that long. Was not expecting all... this.



*Wanders into the kitchen to make a cup of *

We've barely started.