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A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 7, 2004
University of My Mum Always Told Me 
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Mar 7, 2004
OK. So now look at the picture and tell me what bit of me it is.
If you want a hint it isn't normally covered by me swimmin' trunks.
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 7, 2004
Ah, your belly button!
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Mar 8, 2004
It could be his islets of langerhans
though it depends on the size of his trunks of course
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 8, 2004
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Mar 8, 2004
No no don't wink at me I am a smut free zone! 
The islets of langerhans are *whispers*.
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 8, 2004
That's what I was winking at! 
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Mar 8, 2004
I thought they were in the pancreas?
*looks suddenly wary* how long have you had this particular fetish?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Mar 8, 2004
you have a thing about the pancreas?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 8, 2004
Apparently so 
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Mar 8, 2004
ooh I can't speak ! You say something!
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 8, 2004
Something
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Mar 8, 2004
*wakes with a start*
Nope you're all wrong. It was my other big toe. the one that I thought the first picture was.
Right - see if you can guess this one. It's the last one. You can confer. Whatever that means.
*Holds up blurry polaroid*
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 8, 2004
If I say it out loud, will I get moderated? 
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Mar 8, 2004
Times up. no points.
It was my forefinger that got in the way of the viewfinder when I was trying to take another picture of me feet.
Right your starter for 10 Benson and Hedges.
What class of animal has a tail and is closely related to man sharing over 90% of our genes?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 8, 2004
That'd be a monkey, but I don't smoke. Can I have a bottle of vodka instead?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Mar 8, 2004
Don't you talk to me about monkey. I've been workin' with a knitted one for years and nobody knows my b100dy name and everyone knows the monkey.
And you can keep yer 'ands off me fags an'all.
*strange force leaves vestboy leaving him totally Vegas free*
Go on then fords have a double. 
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 8, 2004
Woo hoo!
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 8, 2004
That's not a double! That's only one! He's trying to cheat you out of a drink!
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 8, 2004
Oi! Where's my other one! 
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