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A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 6, 2004
Get It Here?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 6, 2004
I was going to say that, but I thought it was too obvious. 
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 6, 2004
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 6, 2004
I miss my mother so much - she was like a mother to me!
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 6, 2004
Will you tell me a story?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 6, 2004
What kind of story?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 6, 2004
A dirty story 
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 6, 2004
Okay. 
Rumpletweezer ran the Olde Magic Shoppe at the foot of the oak tree down in Dingley Dell. Here he sold contaceptives and.... *checks book* Discipline?...... Naked?............ With a *melon*? 
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 6, 2004
My German friend told me what Rumpelstiltskin really means
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 6, 2004
Is it rude?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 6, 2004
Of course
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 6, 2004
Good. 
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 6, 2004
Want me to tell you or do you already know?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 6, 2004
No, I don't know. Go on, what does it mean?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 6, 2004
Wrinkled foreskin
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 6, 2004
So, the fondly-remembered Scottish one hit wonders Stiltskin...
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 6, 2004
And all those people who said they were a load of w*nk weren't all that far off the mark..
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Mar 7, 2004
Correct! I will now show you three pictures of parts of my anatomy and you'll get 10 points for each one you get correct.
*shows Picture 1*
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 7, 2004
*Angles the picture this way and that*
Your big toe?
A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Mar 7, 2004
*grabs picture back and looks closely*
That's not MY big toe! Who's been fiddlin' with these pictures?
*Looks again.*
Oh, I see now. Yes it is my big toe. It was the one from the other foot. I din't reccernise it.
That's 10 points to... er what uni are you from again love?
Anyway warrabout thissun?
*holds up picture 2
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