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For Fawkes' sake!
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 13, 2003
I didn't mean that sort of poultice. I meant one with in a bag with herbs and feathers and eggs and giblets and... ah, I see where you're coming from.
How about a stiff drink then?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2003
Ah, yes please. Pint of Bacardi and Bisodol if you have it.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 13, 2003
I'll have a look. How about this new one. It's a mix of Red Bull and Ovaltine.
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Beatrice Posted Nov 13, 2003
Here's my special patented mixture of Ex-lax and Viagra. It's for when you don't know whether you're coming or going.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 13, 2003
Will it reduce the pain from his foot?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2003
After a pint of that, I shouldn't think anyone would care. 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 13, 2003
You might need some bigger trousers
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 13, 2003
They wear big shoes?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2003
They're more likely to get them run over by Speak Your IQ machines.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 18, 2003
I have another drink for you to try, I call it the Sandwich Filler it's Advocaat and tomato juice with Worcester Sauce and a sausage and an onion on a stick. It's a bit like an all day breakfast without the muffin.
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Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) Posted Nov 18, 2003
HOw about a "White Christmas"... That's Tesco's own brand vodka mixed with Tipp-Ex...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 18, 2003
It's a complete meal in a glass! 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 18, 2003
Don't drink it before you read MY front page article on Medical Maggots!
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badger party tony party green party Posted Nov 21, 2003
I was drunk in grangemouth once. Its a good place to be drunk.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 21, 2003
You need to ask EV if it's a reasonable place to be sober.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 21, 2003
How would I know? 
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badger party tony party green party Posted Nov 21, 2003
Its got a river and other stuff but also a working mens club with a very reasonable bar tariff. I have never been to a single place that didnt look better in drink induced soft focus.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 21, 2003
Dare I ask why you were drinking in Grangemouth? Did you lose a bet?
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- 81: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Nov 13, 2003)
- 82: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 13, 2003)
- 83: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Nov 13, 2003)
- 84: Beatrice (Nov 13, 2003)
- 85: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Nov 13, 2003)
- 86: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 13, 2003)
- 87: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Nov 13, 2003)
- 88: Beatrice (Nov 13, 2003)
- 89: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Nov 13, 2003)
- 90: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 13, 2003)
- 91: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Nov 18, 2003)
- 92: Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) (Nov 18, 2003)
- 93: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 18, 2003)
- 94: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Nov 18, 2003)
- 95: badger party tony party green party (Nov 21, 2003)
- 96: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Nov 21, 2003)
- 97: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 21, 2003)
- 98: dasilva (Nov 21, 2003)
- 99: badger party tony party green party (Nov 21, 2003)
- 100: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 21, 2003)
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