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For Fawkes' sake!
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 12, 2003
I was going to say "No, you do spell it with an i, it comes before the t. Couldn't be simpler" but...
*tries to untangle strings from round throat.*
...these macrame headphones don't seem to be working properly.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 2003
*stops pulling the strings as he realises he's being watched*
Pardon? 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 12, 2003
What happened? I can suddenly breathe again. Oh look someone had looped one end of my earphones over the hamsters wheel and he's been exercising like a dervish. Poor little mite. He's covered in the hairs off the string.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 2003
Oh look, he's giving you a present! Some flowers. That's nice.
Tulips from hamster. Damn.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 12, 2003
When it's spring again we'll sing again...
Drat, Office Opera'd
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 12, 2003
Congratulations
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 2003
And celebrations, when I tell everyone that...
Blast. 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 12, 2003
That seems to be all conditions met for the Speak Your IQ machine.
Looks at laser digital readout...
Did you unplug the lead at your end?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 2003
What, this one? *holds up unplugged lead* No.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 12, 2003
Another internal error then.
Let me run this debugger.
*forces flypaper into picture of floppy drive bay*
Has that had any effect?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 2003
Not noticably, no.
Do you think it could be something to do with the Speak Your IQ machine being in a completely different forum? Or is that coincidence?
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 12, 2003
That'll be it.
Though I think singing a Cliff Richard song still counts - wherever it took place!
*Moves Speak Your IQ machine back to appropriate forum.*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 12, 2003
Ow! You ran the machine over my foot!
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 13, 2003
Size 9 isn't it?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2003
It was. It's size 23 now.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 13, 2003
Bends over to look at EV's unequally sized plates. Yes one does look marginally bigger than the other. Are your toes meant to stick out of the front of your shoe in that, er, frilly way?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2003
Not really, no. I'm actually in quite a large amount of pain now.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Nov 13, 2003
That's lucky. It might have been me. Would you like a poultice.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2003
No! I don't want a turkey running around in my forum.
Key: Complain about this post
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