h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pass that way, Pass that way, thre should have been a _p_ at the start of that


Freudian slip there

*gets out notebook and starts scribbling*

*also adopts strange German accent for no obvious reason*

So, dS, tell me more about your mother.

Complete loon

*still scribbling* I see. So you take after your mother?

I don't want to take after my mother - would you take my mother? Please say you'll take my mother...

Where would you like me to take her? The zoo? The cinema?

To a place long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away...

*still using bizarre German accent*

Faskinating. You seem to have an opinion of your mother which most males reserve exclusively for their mother in law.

I've never had the opportunity of havink a mutter in law unt probably nefer vill unt I am alson being pickink up yur ridiculus acshent

Now zis is very interrestink. Are you now, or have you ever been, Les Dawson?

Well I said to her at nuber 137 the other day I said *lifts imaginary overized bosom with back of hand and sniffs*

**unsubscribes with the vain hope of rescuing his sanity**

B

You're wasting your time.

"It's too late!" I said!

Ooooooooooh, I know.

And then she proceded to tell me all about her you know what!

She never did! Well, I never. *adjusts unfeasibly large bosom*

And that her other half hadn't, y'know, in *moves closer* months!

Well, I can't say I'm surprised. My Bert hasn't since he *mouths inaudibly*

He never!