This is a Journal entry by Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Oct 31, 2003
A gorgeous young lady just came up to me and quite blatantly gave me her name and phone number! 
Admittedly it was just so I could get someone who knows about college courses to call her with information, but we needn't dwell too heavily on that aspect of it. 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Oct 31, 2003
Was her name C Lion and her address Aquaparks UK by any chance?
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Demon Drawer Posted Oct 31, 2003
You really shouldn't take girls numbers while you're working as a life model you know. No pockets to store them in.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 31, 2003
You should have seen where she had to write it.
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Demon Drawer Posted Oct 31, 2003
From that expression it must have been. Go get a mirror then.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 31, 2003
Who would have thought you could get a bald spot there? 
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Demon Drawer Posted Oct 31, 2003
Yeah the back on most homo sapiens does tend to be hairless. However I'm glad to hear you at least have a bald spot there.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 31, 2003
Well, I say "bald"... there's slightly less hair there than the rest of my back.
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Demon Drawer Posted Oct 31, 2003
Are you suggesting that Ev is 'the king of the swingers' 
?
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dasilva Posted Oct 31, 2003
Is there a need to suggest?
You know you could have made a really good chat-up line out of that EV...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 31, 2003
Yes. I can't help thinking that if I'd told her I was the king of the swingers, she might have got the wrong idea entirely.
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dasilva Posted Oct 31, 2003
No, I meant make some innuendo loaded comment about how she, a gorgeous young lass had just given you, Dr. E. Vibenstein, of her own free will, heer address and telephone number
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 31, 2003
Damn. You're too clever for me by half, dS.
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dasilva Posted Oct 31, 2003
I remember this one time when I went up to this woman and asked her if she'd seen a marching band ass that way...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 31, 2003
A marching band ass? Did she slap you?
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 31, 2003)
- 2: Demon Drawer (Oct 31, 2003)
- 3: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Oct 31, 2003)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 31, 2003)
- 5: Demon Drawer (Oct 31, 2003)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 31, 2003)
- 7: Demon Drawer (Oct 31, 2003)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 31, 2003)
- 9: Demon Drawer (Oct 31, 2003)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 31, 2003)
- 11: Demon Drawer (Oct 31, 2003)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 31, 2003)
- 13: dasilva (Oct 31, 2003)
- 14: Demon Drawer (Oct 31, 2003)
- 15: dasilva (Oct 31, 2003)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 31, 2003)
- 17: dasilva (Oct 31, 2003)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 31, 2003)
- 19: dasilva (Oct 31, 2003)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 31, 2003)
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