h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any more burned toast?

EV I could recommend you to an EdwardAgency that employs people for UncleSam Corp another call centre in the Area (with multiple clients) and COPC certified. IF you like.

That sounds unpleasantly bureaucratic, DD.

Yeah it would mean a trip into EDiburgh daily as well.

I'm also a little unsettled by your use of the phrase "call centre".

So am I I have fingers crossed for good election results to allow me to escape.

Um...what about the burned toast?

*makes some burnt toast especially for daSilva*

Here you go.

Aaaw, bless you Nap

*drinks*

Aaah, just the thing for settling the angry gut

You're welcome I actually meant for it to be normal toast I guess my toast making skills aren't up to much.

I am a man of toasting extremes, I like it either barely touched or totally incinerated

The perfect audience for my toast then

For such perfection a toaster will not suffice, only the luxurious control of a gas grill can replicate the same kind of effect that barbeque's have when trying to cook sausage

Ah, you see, I don't have a toaster, so the grill is the only thing I have

So, when can I move in?

Finally someone to appreciate my toast!

Anyone who can do me a good piece of charcoal once in a while is a friend of mine

Any time dS, just say the word

Well, I'm never one to say no

A toast!