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Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
Yet another good idea.
*waits patiently for someone to take her up on her offer*
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2003
Well... I don't have any tonic water, and there's some bread in the cupboard. 
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
Oh, well. I guess I'll have to keep waiting then. One of those toast loving people is bound to turn up sometime 
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2003
Yup.
Oh yes.
Any minute now.
*checks watch*
*checks watch again*
*shakes watch*
Shall we have some toast while we wait?
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
*puts some toast under the grill*
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2003
*checks watch again*
Ruddy digital watches... 
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
*turns toast over and puts it back under the grill*
I haven't had a watch for about 3 years now. Perhaps I should get one
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2003
How do you find out what time it is?
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
I guess.
No, I don't, I use my phone mostly, as I'm never without it. At the moment, I have no idea what the time is unless I'm at my computer. A bit inconvenient, but since I don't have to be anywhere at the moment it's not too much an issue.
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2003
And since you're at your computer most of the time, I guess it doesn't matter too much. 
*sniffs*
Can you smell burning?
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
The toast! 
*rescues the slightly charred toast from under the grill*
Um, I could scrape it?
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2003
*removes hat and wafts it under the smoke alarm*
Never mind, I'm not that hungry anyway.
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
*looks forlornly at the toast*
Well, seeing as it's all I have to eat, I'm not throwing it away.
*starts eating the toast anyway*
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
Well, I've run out of margerine 
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2003
*gong sounds*
Sorry, the prizewinning punchline was "No, I'm eating it in the bath." *laughter, applause, etc*
Sorry. There's some in the fridge.
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
*goes to the fridge and spreads the toast with margerine and vegemite that she brought with her*
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2003
*chases the audience out with an electric cattle prod*
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted Apr 17, 2003
*watches EV chase the audience out with amusement while munching on her toast*
Boneheads' Bank Holiday.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2003
And stay out!
*slams door*
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