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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Oct 8, 2005
The BBC is doing another of those exciting "Test The Nation" things. This time the point is to test your knowledge of the English language - spelling, grammar, punctuation and all that kind of stuff.
That's what makes the use of the phrase "Don't miss part two of Know Your English Test are on BBC ONE after the news" on http://www.bbc.co.uk/testthenation/ so funny. 
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Oct 8, 2005
All your tests are belong to us.
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Zak T Duck Posted Oct 8, 2005
Zero Wingtastic!
English? When am I ever gonna go to England? Oh hang on... 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 8, 2005
56/70. Is that all?
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Trin Tragula Posted Oct 8, 2005
That am not bad please. It could of been worse.
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Mu Beta Posted Oct 8, 2005
I have you was scoring bigger else you.
Me takes 61/70
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Zak T Duck Posted Oct 8, 2005
Better than my score, I couldn't be arsed.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 8, 2005
I are in the toppest 20% of the poppulating.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 8, 2005
But you didn't have fords sitting next to you playing World of Warcraft and shouting "Bollocks!" during the bits you had to listen to.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 8, 2005
Was she shouting "Bollocks!" during the bits you had to listen to?
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Baconlefeets Posted Oct 8, 2005
I had gotten to question 40 something and but then I had to listen to another thingy, so stopped playing.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Oct 8, 2005
I only got 40/70 
Actually scrub the Only about 2/5ths of the questions had anything to do with speeling, grandma and punturation!
The rest were about listening observation, knowing colloquial phrases 'n txt mssges'.
Well what a shame that those rounds dropped my scores!!
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 9, 2005
I couldn't be bothered to get past the first audio thing. With cartoons blaring out of the next room it's difficult, and I haven't got the patience to listen to stuff online anyway.
And I don't want to be tested on stupid phrases that people say on tv. 
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Baron Grim Posted Oct 11, 2005
50/70... Match the national average... not bad for a "sceptic tank" who couldn't clearly hear ANY of the audio thingies.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 11, 2005
69/70 eye wonder on how earth manged I get that? oh.... I couldn't be bothered so invesnted a unlieklsy skore...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2005
Which one did you get wrong?
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 8, 2005)
- 2: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Oct 8, 2005)
- 3: Zak T Duck (Oct 8, 2005)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 8, 2005)
- 5: Trin Tragula (Oct 8, 2005)
- 6: Mu Beta (Oct 8, 2005)
- 7: Zak T Duck (Oct 8, 2005)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 8, 2005)
- 9: Mu Beta (Oct 8, 2005)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 8, 2005)
- 11: Mu Beta (Oct 8, 2005)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 8, 2005)
- 13: Baconlefeets (Oct 8, 2005)
- 14: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Oct 8, 2005)
- 15: I'm not really here (Oct 9, 2005)
- 16: Baron Grim (Oct 11, 2005)
- 17: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 11, 2005)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 11, 2005)
- 19: Demon Drawer (Oct 11, 2005)
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