h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If there's nothing to be said, nobody's going to say anything, are they?

*looks up distractedly*

*looks down distractedly*

*glances at the two lovely ladies present*

I Knew You All Hated Me.

Well considering you've, apparently, had an attempt at impersonating me in another forum, I think I've got a fairly good case on my hands

I've Never Tried To Be You, Mike.
I Wouldn't. You're A Nice Guy, But I'm Not You.
For One Thing, I Can Only Have One Name At Once.

I'll run that through with Zoe and Jo next time I see 'em, bub

Oooh, that whole hypocrisy thing just depresses me.

Now, let's all just relax and get really friendly...

*laughs*

Something, Something.
Something.
SomethingSomethingSomethingSomethingSomethingSomething!
S o m e t h i n g
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Talk. Before it's too late.

Something is a nice song by The Beatles.

*absently*
Sleep Together is a nice song by Garbage...

Ironic Is A Fantastic Song By The Goddess Herself.

So Pure is better.

*looks startled* Oh! Is this the bloke who?

Yes, I Am The Bloke Who.

Who What?

And Yes, Pure Rules.

*relieved* I just checked. No, you're not him.