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Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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Vauxhaul Astra

Symptoms of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome:


1. incessant restarting of computer
2. incomprehensible babbling about Microsoft and Adobe
3. eye-twitching
4. want of sweet things, e.g. Marshmallows, icing sugar
5. doing maths revision
6. mental breakdown
7. hysterical laughing
8. death

Day 1

The lack of Adobe Photshop is not a pretty experience. I am disorientated and unable to focus.

VA


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

Post 2

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Hmmm... try downloading the GIMP. Its what I use and its free.


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Although technically you can't legaly do GIF editing with it. Plus it's a bit more like Photoshop for the Mac than Photoshop for Windows. It is good though, it's what I used to use. Although it doesn't have all the power of Photoshop, or it didn't and I don't know if it saves the Photoshop layered format


smiley - cheers


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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Vauxhaul Astra

Actually I have GIMP, And it's reallyt not an interface I like, and my graphics tablet doesn't agree with it.
Bu the main prob is that my mom needs the other features of photoshop Elements, like the slide-show thingy-ma-jig.

I need it because I need it to survive.
And so I have to get my computer sent off for repairs because everything's gone do-laly. seE wHat i MEan?

*Eye twitches*


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Methinks you've gone crazy.


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

Post 6

Vauxhaul Astra

wHAT DO yOU mEEN gOne?


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

Post 7

Vauxhaul Astra

Symptoms continued:

9. Odd dreams about wars, rocks and getting shot in the neck and awaking in a state of paralysis.


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Yeah.... about that... methinks you're going through withdrawel.


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

Post 9

Vauxhaul Astra

10. Jumping on to EC, hand-cuffing him, with general strangeling involoved.


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

Post 10

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Whats number eleven then?


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

Post 11

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

smiley - ermOoh, careful EC... first she had a crush on you, now she's getting kinky!


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business

You use the gimp?
Geez, you are a freak!

(see: Pulp Fiction)

Good luck, you two.

No means yes!


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

smiley - wah I don't want to be tied up and strangulated! That would seriously put a crimp in my career aspirations!


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

*Looks at EC's post, then at the last line of Dan's post*


*Chuckles*

Oh my. smiley - bigeyes


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business

...worked for Michael Hutchinson.

...well, kindasmiley - erm


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

BUt if yes means yes and no means yes what the monkey am I supposed to say? smiley - wah


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business

smiley - erm
A gag would make that a moot issue.

...
just sayin'.


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Do you happen to know from first hand experience smiley - cross


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

Post 19

Vauxhaul Astra

Hello every-

*Glances at last few posts*

What the on the Planet Hell Do you lot think I am?


Jounal of Photoshop Deprivation Syndrome

Post 20

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Probably not a duck?


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