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My time has come!!!
Abi Posted Aug 21, 2003
It is a rat.
But what does that have to do with Whisky calling me fat?
My time has come!!!
Whisky Posted Aug 21, 2003
**Opens mouth to try and extract foot**
That's not what I meant Abi... You should know by now I think you're absolutely gorgeous 
My time has come!!!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 21, 2003
Don't worry Abi, I'll defend your honour.
Put 'em up Whisky!
My time has come!!!
Whisky Posted Aug 21, 2003
You wouldn't hit a poor defenceless piece of fruit would you?
My time has come!!!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 21, 2003
Very probably.
Your honour or your life, sir!
My time has come!!!
Whisky Posted Aug 21, 2003
Do I want a judge or do I want to live 
I'm not that kind of fruit I'm afraid 
My time has come!!!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 21, 2003
Well, actually I was going to take either your honour or your life. If you want a judge go and see that shifty bloke in the red leather over there ==>
My time has come!!!
Whisky Posted Aug 21, 2003
Oh is that all?
Actually, as I'm completely without honour...
My time has come!!!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 21, 2003
Have to be your life then lad. Best make peace with your gods...
My time has come!!!
Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Aug 23, 2003
Abi Ime shocked at you...why diddent you tell me I could have helped (yes yes this is a belated reply to the first posting sue me)
My time has come!!!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 23, 2003
If you insist.
My solicitor will be in touch. Good day to you, sir!
My time has come!!!
Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Aug 23, 2003
That is not good enough sir I demand satisfaction
My time has come!!!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 23, 2003
I believe that have premium rate phonelines for such...habits.
My time has come!!!
Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Aug 23, 2003
are you sugesting sir that I need phonlines to get my satisfaction?
you sir are a cad and a scoundral and I demand satisfaction
My time has come!!!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 23, 2003
Guilty as charged. 
(You forgot Bounder.
My time has come!!!
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Aug 23, 2003
you could go and get habbit instead 
My time has come!!!
Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Aug 23, 2003
Yes quite
and I dident forget bounder I was saving it for the next volly 
Good ol' fashioned slanging match; played to the rules of Tennis.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 23, 2003
15 Love, my service.
You rotter! 
Good ol' fashioned slanging match; played to the rules of Tennis.
Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Aug 23, 2003
You sir have the backbone of a jelly fish and the smell of a decomposing feline
(who is the refferee any how?)
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My time has come!!!
- 41: Abi (Aug 21, 2003)
- 42: Whisky (Aug 21, 2003)
- 43: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Aug 21, 2003)
- 44: Whisky (Aug 21, 2003)
- 45: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Aug 21, 2003)
- 46: Whisky (Aug 21, 2003)
- 47: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Aug 21, 2003)
- 48: Whisky (Aug 21, 2003)
- 49: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Aug 21, 2003)
- 50: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Aug 23, 2003)
- 51: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 23, 2003)
- 52: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Aug 23, 2003)
- 53: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 23, 2003)
- 54: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Aug 23, 2003)
- 55: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 23, 2003)
- 56: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Aug 23, 2003)
- 57: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Aug 23, 2003)
- 58: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 23, 2003)
- 59: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Aug 23, 2003)
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