h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's Friday and there is nothing to do all weekend except snuggle down and snog. I love weekends!

Anyone want to sponsor me in this snog-a-thon? 

You mean give you money to donate to charity in proportion to the longevity of your snogging activities this weekend?

Or sponsor you a pair of lips with which to spend the weekend snogging?

I have my own lips ta very much and I was thinking more along the lines of you all sending me a blank cheque!

You want all of me to send you a blank cheque... hmmm.

So no chance of a snog then?

Definitely not! I'm not that kind of girl! (desparately hopes you haven't read any of my other forums)

It was a collective rather than a singular you!

Not that kind of girl eh? Do the letters TCO mean anything?

I wish there were a singular me, but my mind seems to be leading a life of its own these days. And as for my heart and soul...

Well your heart, mind and soul can all send separate cheques if youor they want!

TCO?!!!! Hmm! Let me see. No! Definitely no recollection of Terry's Chocolate Oranges and what to do with them at all!

Sometimes I wish you could delete forum entries because at least I could repair my reputation!

I didn't realise your reputation was in need of repair.

If I see any part of me that can afford to send you a blank cheque, then I'll be sure to pass the message on.

I still can't get the Terry's Chocolate Oranges out of my mind!

Well I didn't get quite to a Snog-A-Thon, but I think cuddle-a-thon in bed was the next best thing.

We snogged loads. It's going to make up for next weekend when we do the let's meet each other's families thing and we will both be too up tight to even look at each other let alone kiss!

Guess I owe you some sponsor dosh then. How much did you put me down for? Which charity is it going to?

Oh just write it for the balance of your bank account and make it payable to me, I'll get it to a worthy cause! Trust me, I'm an accountant!

We won't be THAT bad will we?

Don't understand. Whwn won't we be that bad?

So up tight that we can't even look at each other when we meet the parents!

Sorry! I only read back a few postings. I'm going to be pretty nervous and so will you - I remember how jumpy you were when I first met parent set no. 1.

Yeah, but I'll not be so jumpy this time though! And besides, compared to meeting them after the holiday, this is going to seem like a piece of cake!

Trying to remember if I have told them about the holiday yet! Never mind we can mention it on Saturday!

You mentioned it to someone you phoned, but I can't remember if it was your parents!