h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nice work there Giles *picking up a stake* gota go with the classic myself *dusts some vamps*

(Spike gets lost in the heat of battle...his eyes show nothing but the taste of death!)

That's right you bastards! Spike's here!!!

(Suddenly he gets a poolstick in his back...almost at the heart)
(He turns around and faces the vamp that did this 2 him)

That hurt! (He gets it out of him and throws it away)

(He grabs the vamp by its neck)

You're gonna pay for this!

(Spike throws him across the Bronze untill he lands on a microphonestand....staked and turns 2 dust)

damn these vamp sure know how to party! *ducks and a vamp go's flying over my head landing on a pool stick and turns to dust*

"remind me never to piss off Spike off"

Buffy gets grabbad by a vamp from behind, and brings up her leg to kick him in the head then turns fast and stakes him before he realised what happened)

(giles gets grabed from behind by a vampire, giles punches his way free they swings the axe into the vampires chest cutting him in two.. then he sees a vampire running away he throw the axe and it hits him in the head spilting him in two. giles then grabs another sword and starts fighting)

So were is this all powerful demon dude anyway? *punches a vamp in the face then stakes him*

(Buffy rushed forward takes 4 more vamps out and goes to look for the demon, but the demon is gone and hes taken Willow and Tara with him but left Xander behind)

"Xander are you ok?"

*finishing off staking the last few vamps that didnt exscape* looks like the partys over

Anya has picked up a machete from the weapons bag. As she slices and dices she says:

"This is for Xander, and this is for taking me away from my customers, and this is for..."

Anya

*catching the machete before Anya swings* Chill there dead


Faith

Anya suddenly sees Xander and rushes over.

Sobbing, she says "Xander, omg, Xander. Are you ok?"

Anya

*watches the guys fuss over Xander from were i cought Anyas machete*

"Xander, XANDER!" Anya screams.
"Is he dead??? He isn't answering me. XXXXXAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDEEERRR!"

Anya

*runs to Xander and checks his palse* its week, Anya call the ambulance now!

Anya just sits there, sobbing over Xander. "I can't leave him!"

ANYA GO AND PHONE THE AMBULANCE UNLESS U WANT HIM TO DIE!


Faith

"Why don't you do it, superbitch!" Anya says, glaring at Faith. "I told you - I can't leave him...not again!"

fine! *runs off to find the nearest phone*

wooo this is gettin good

Anya continues to weep over Xander. "I promise - they'll all pay for this!"

Anya