h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Buffy and Anya reach the demon bar and see Spike sitting having a drink, talking to the barman)

"Spike, glad I found you, have you found out where this demon is camped out yet? It's important that I know right now, Xander's in trouble"

so whats been going on?

Faith

(Spike to Buffy)

Listen, Slayer, I already got kicked out once by these wankers for mentioning that Rulek demon...I don't really feel like bringing it up again.

Let the boy and the lovebird help each other out of this mess.

(grabs a bottle of whiskey)

Want a drink?

(Giles in hospital besides dawns bed, dawn comes to)

"dawn just listen i've just called your mum she will be here shortly, I must get back to the shop, i must go and find buffy and faith, their gonna need me. you will be safe here"

(Giles sees Joyce walk in)

"hi joyce, i'm sorry i can't stay i must get back to the shop so sorry joyce"

(giles says bye to dawn and joyce and walks out of the room)

Giles

In the meantime, Anya is still reeling from Spikes comments:

"Let the boy and the lovebird help each other out of this mess? AFTER ALL THE SCOOBIES HAVE DONE FOR YOU SPIKE!!!!" Anya yells, as she looks around for a stake.

Anya

(Buffy grabs Anya to calm her down)

(And looks at spike angrily)

"Spike, unless you want me to let her loose on you I sugest you start giving us a helping hand here. I mean, do you really want a vengence demon to be after your guts for all eternity, caus that's what'll happen if anything happens to Xander. And thats if I dont stake that cold-blooded heart of yours first"

Alright, alright!

(Spike tries 2 calm them down)

I'll help....again.

(He turns 2 the bartender)

So...no news about a Rulek demon?

(He gets punched in the face by the huge ugly bartender/demon)

"ok then.... no news here, hows about we try Willies place?

(Buffy says feeling rather guilty)

Anya: Alright, let me at him!

Anya grabs the bartender by the throat.

Anya: I'm a 1000 year old vengeance demon and unless you want to be turned into a puddle of mush, I suggest you talk...NOW!

(Spike walks with Buffy and Anya outside with his blanket over his body again)

Let it go!

(Spike walks out the door and waits for the rest 2 come)

The Bartender is shocked by Anya's attack and starts to choke.

"So, talk!" Anya says, releasing him enough to speak.

(Buffy pulles Anya off the bartender, who looks severly taken aback)

"Anya come on pumelling everyone isnt going to help lets go"

(Buffy and Anya walk out)

(Spike opens the door and shouts)

Are you coming or do you want 2 get killed in here?

"Were coming, hold ya horses will ya"

"Anya when you meet Willie feel free to do as much pumelling on his face as you like, we all do"

I'm Back so what's happened.

Willow

(Spike lets out some sarcasm)

Great, red's back....now we're gonna have some fun.
Don't get all darkeyed on me.

(He pulls his blanket over his head and walks past them)

Come on...we've got stuff 2 do, right?!

Yeah all right (whispers)Dumbass

Amanda you need to read whats been going on in the story since you left so that you know whats going on hun.

So that your reply should have been;

(willow returns to the magic shop where she sees Giles)

"I'm back but I couldn't find Tara, she's gone missing too, what's happened?"

Angel.

Willow isnt with us she's at the magic shop and were in season 5 she hasn't gone all dark eyed yet lol