h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And in your sixteenth week?

*imagines Peta roaming about the British Isles like Johnny Appleseed*

i know that this doesnt pertain to your conversation, but you work here, and i am a newbie, could you please give me some hints on how you get all the faces going i know and but the thumbs up etc.... also how do people get all those graphics on their personal space? is that something you can do here, or do you have to have them on your computer? thanks alot wildiris

on my way to your personal space wildiris, I'll reply to your question over there


whisky

*runs back in*

whisky with worn out fingers

hey, is there any around this page

It took you an hour?

See? I said we needed a newbie page that they have to go through before they enter the site.

The newbie filter is working too well.

There should be a page or a printable manual with some Wowbagger or otherwise cartoons...and a wave file or two...I mean this site is associated or was with the people who did Starship Titanic, right?
This place is part of the 'future'? Right?
I've encountered aces who didn't know you could click on a smiley to get to the page or click on a name to get to a page...

No it didn't take me an hour, it's just that the H2G2 clock is incredibly accurate, if i'd posted one message 3 hours and 1 minute ago and the other 2 minutes later it would still show 3 hours and 2 hours respectively

remind me to never use a posting time for an alibi...

Actually, it's even worse now, the two postings say 4 hours and 2 hours

I must have had a blackout.... or maybe I was doing some real work for a change... I can't remember

Something about computers...kinda like a hotrod bulldozer...

*tries to draw a mental picture of a red bulldozer with flames painted on the front*
*utterly fails*

Obviously never been to a tractor pull.

No. I meant, no matter how you tart it up, it will still be ponderous.

A bit like my Ex-wife



I don't believe I just typed that, and I don't believe I'm actually going to press post either

Oops, my mouse must have slipped....

Happy to be your straight man, Groucho!