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Laura Posted Apr 8, 2004
No 
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sudden image of my grandmother in wellington boots , really wouldn't suite). 
My grandfather worked for the council and before that was a draftsman. My grandmother worked at a playgroup. 
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Hoon Posted Apr 8, 2004
Sorry my mistake! When you said you would have to remember your wellies!
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Hoon Posted Apr 8, 2004
Of course! Who will you walk with when you're there? Will you go on your own, or do you know people there? Will your grand parents go with you? Or are you taking your walking mates down with you?
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Laura Posted Apr 8, 2004
My youngest brother will probably come.
Must get some sleep. 
Been a long day.
Hope you've had a good one.
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Laura Posted Apr 9, 2004
Fine , constructed a flat-pack trailer in Halford's car park , went to the pub then did some spring cleaning.
Yours?
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Hoon Posted Apr 9, 2004
Fine. Got a brick thrown at me, dodged a skidding that car that hit the telegraph pole I was leaning on, and then got trapped in a burning house briefly.
Are their any nice, safe, quiet jobs going in Nottingham?
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Laura Posted Apr 13, 2004
Nottingham's the country's gun crime capital and the place can't manage 'quiet' though it is quite safe unless you brave the roads.
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Laura Posted Apr 14, 2004
There's never a dull moment however.
Now Hemel Hempstead is very quiet but very uninteresting.
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Hoon Posted Apr 16, 2004
I know I complain, but I honestly think that I'd be bored to death anywhere else. Today, I was in another burning house, and after lunch had to retreive an abandoned 4 foot boa constrictor from an old ladie's washing basket!
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Hoon Posted Apr 19, 2004
People keep exotic reptiles as pets because they think they're cool. Then the animals grow too big or become too difficult or expensive to keep, so they just turn them out!
In this case the boa was forraging around this old ladie's back garden, living on local field mice. It must have curled into the washing basket for warmth when the weather changed.
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