h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My odd dreams seem to be occurring again. I like to keep note of them, so here's this mornings edition:

Me and a friend I've not spoken to in about a year were stood on the road next to my house that leads into the park. Another friend of mine has a black labrador and the dog was with us.

I started throwing a ball into the park for he dog, then threw it all the way down the hill where it landed in the little river. The dog chased it and tried to find it, but there was a slight problem. There was an alligator in the river.

The dog jumped on the alligator as it started walking up the hill towards me. ( disappears around here, not sure if he was eaten or went to a tea party). The alligator looks pretty intent on eating me, but he's not very fast so me and the old friend wander to my house, latch the gate and lock the front door.

I wasn't all that worried about being eaten at first, but I got very panicky after watching the alligator trying to get into the house for what seemed like hours. Nobody else was worried about there being something that was determined to eat me because it wasn't after them, just me. The alligator wandered away further up the road for a while and I sat holed up in my living room, waiting for him to come back.

During this holed up time, lots of little things happened.

-A man with a little girl pulled up outside the house and he sent the little girl to knock on the door. I answered and walked up the man who asked me to change five telephone numbers in his mobile.

-I read a magazine, one of those free ones you get with the weekend paper.

-My brother made a cheese toastie and wouldn't make me one.

-I picked my socks.

I had a few attempts at writing a note, pens kept running out and I had to start again. The note said something like "If you are going to come to this house, please latch the gate behind you. There's an alligator." I eventually got the sellotape started and dashed outside to stick it to the gate.

By this time, dawn was starting to break. The alligator started walking down the road back towards me. Lots of people were stood on the street gawping and pointing. Then it turned right, away from the house.

I stayed in the house in case it came back. I picked up the paper to see that I was in it. And then a bunch of journalists turned up asking about my experience.


It seemed so real at the time. I even checked out the window when I woke up.

Snap!

B

Really?

Did you have the one about a house full of cannibals a few months ago too?

In't dreams brilliant!

I wish there was an invention invented to record dreams onto a DVDoo, so's you can watch them then next day.

Must encourage the squirrels to invest in a more realistic alligator costume ... Footie keeps thinking it's a dream

*pause*

Or should that be a *less* realistic costume?

How about I tell you my dreams and you make a film of them with lego?

Must employ flants to plague Trin's dreams.



Ah. He already dreams about them...

*puts money away*

The flants ... they're walking towards me! Now they're ... what are they doing? They're joining antennae and walking two by two so as to form ... a crocodile!

Huh?



Oo - ow. I must get another bed. This lego one is murder on my back

I would, but my new toy won't let me send videos for some reason.

I don't even have a toy like that

http://www.freestockfootage.com/preview.cgi?clipno=300-670-001.mov

Is that about right?

Wish I had dreams as interesting as that

Blimmey Trin, what did that link do to my browser ?

Nothing bad, I hope If it popped up as a little window, it's supposed to do that.

Well, I didn't say'open new window', so it made my window small, it was quite eerie. And there isn't even anything in it

Could I have some dreams please, I've not had a good dream for ages.

Bagsy all filming rights on all dreams!

I've emailed you the script, Jangley, look into your inbox

That would be quite a trick.

*clicks link*

Blimey! You're intent on updating my computar with plugins this weekend!

*twiddles thumbs*

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*goes for a walk*

*makes a sandwich*

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I usually can't remember dreams until I have a bout of not being able to sleep properly, then the odd dream monster creeps in.

I want a nice dream tonight, no murderous alligators. Preferably just the Too Orangey For Crows advert playing throughout the night.

I'll be your dawg.