h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...the beginning of the end.

What is?

They took Sky One, winding down to the total cut-off. I don't want to go...

I thought you only had the free to air channels anyway. You'll just have to leave hootoo on.

The free channels and Sky One, the basic package. It won't matter if I leave it on when they cut the signal.

Got to get a job...

On Friday?

I doubt I'll find somewhere willing to take me by Friday, it could be years. Ooh, I'll have to reply to all the emails that I haven't done before Friday too.

I'm sure you have a MacDonalds nearby. Jeez, do you think there'll be enough time left for you to do it?

I'm sure you have a MacDonalds nearby. Jeez, do you think there'll be enough time left for you to do it?

Bugger!

There is, but it's fully staffed and I'm over-qualified. It should only take five minutes.

...ation.

I'm sure they'll find a brush with your name on it somewhere in their vast empire. Better get to work on it then.

Hey, I'd go straight into supervisor - no plooks.

You'll probably have your own franchise within a month. What's a plook?

You calling me a wingtip? A spot, is that a Scots thing too?

Oh, think it's safe to say the spammer was ULTRA - he's reappeared with another account posting sectarian propaganda.

I think you're actions speak quite clearly on that one. Must be, I'd not heard it before.

Yep, I just had a look. What does he get from it?

Yeah, if I was a wingtip I'd be motivated. This town won the 'Plook on a Plinth' award.

Maybe he's after a debate on something he knows how to argue about? Pr!ck that he is.

I think that lack of motivation is something wingtips have to learn. Sounds like a nice award.

If he really wants an arguement about that then why doesnt he set up a thread of his own? Oh, that's right, he doesn't know how.

Have you got the blindfold handy?

I think I might have a career in teaching. They suggested the town centre looked like post-war Kabul.

Or why he should. It's a tricky thing to explain in simple terms. Not tricky to understand though.

I have a bandana, you got a magic marker and a tub of yoghurt?

Yes, that is the career choice of most wishy-washy's. It sounds like a very pleasant place. Are you still moving and did you get that double-glazing?

Why he should what? What's tricky to understand? Hmm, that paragraph threw me.

No yoghurt I'm afraid. Know then how diid they spell it?