h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, yeah, if anyone's aware of that *sigh*...it's like this's a practice run for my next lifetime...y'know, get the sc**w ups out of the way now.

I mess up all the time...but my excuse is I was Napoleon in a past life and I'm paying for it now

I am not a quick learner...in fact, I come from a family of slow learners...it takes me a million years to understand a new concept (I'm the kind of person who has to ask a thousand questions) but once I understand it it's pretty much stored for good !

I reckon I'll have the computer astered...oh in 10-20 years, give or take a fe months.

And I'll definitely have to get a new keyboard! *rolls eyes*

Of course, by the time I get the knack of this thing they'll be using brain implants to work them

And I'll still be in the sam job, which will make it worse...

...picture it...the year 2040...I'll be 60...in the same corner of the office as I am now...with cobwebs hanging off me...

...the new people will walk passed me...speaking in hushed voices to one another...

"That's Kristy" they'll say

"I heard she's been here since when they used to use COMPUTERS!!"

"really?? The ones with the keyboards?"

"Yeah...the one's that you had to leave in the same place all the time..."

"Man, I knew she was old...I didn't know she was ANCIENT!!"

Yeah, I know the scenario but I'm not laughing...few changess & thats me.

I know that's gonna be me...This is my first job...I've been here for nearly 5 years !

Good job? I mean, good working conditions,etc?

Well, if by "good" you mean "well, they haven't fired me and I haven't killed anyone...yet", then yeah, it's good

But, it's bearable, right?

Well, that's about as good as it gets for some of us

Ah, so true!

You know I hate to love you and leave you...

...but I have to go!!

I will catch you tomorrow ??

Had an e-mail there, right, tomorrow's fine hun! *& blows es*

*waves at her mates*

Hi guys! Was too tired to hootoo when I got home last night. Will work this morning, then off to the this afternoon. Keep your fingers crossed for me!

The candle is lit, princess !

hi folks shifty from scotland here how u all doing so how did elivs save your live then?

ahoy there shifty...I take it that's just a figure of speech, y'know, through his & just bein' there (in song) to say the right thing@the right time, am I vaguely right Tanz hun? It's not quite 6am Sunday mornin' in Oz, so we'll hear from the lassie Monday!

but I'm doin' ok, here in Canada...kinda grey out there, -11 C, I'm stayin' inside.

You're right as always Jazz, it's purely metaphorical...

Hey shifty, haven't seen you aorund in a while, hope all is well......