h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, but a loveable one! Big

Looks like you squeezed the stuffin' out of her, Jazz!

That's ok, I'm a little broken at the best of times !

I think she's just avoiding telling us what all trouble she's been in since we last talked!


Oh, that's right, she's an , I forgot!

I am an !

I've just been busy entertaining my adopted American these last few days...you know, as any patriotic Aussie would !

Oh yes...of course!

Ah, I see! Doing your "patriotic duty", you were!




Yeah, right!

Can I help it if I love my country so much that I have to share it with all the good looking foreigners who care to talk to me ?

*mental note: I've GOT to get to Australia one of these days!*

No, nothin' wrong with that!

Well, if either of you ever make it down my way (or indeed any of your mates !) I now know how to get to the zoo without getting lost !

Congrats, that's always a useful skill to have!


Why are you still "nobody's baby"???

Well before that the only places I knew how to get to were pretty much work and the pub...and they're both on the same tram line ...it's all a learning experience...

Oh yeah, I must change that

You don't know where the grocery store is? Do you live strictly on bar munchies???

My dad takes me grocery shopping...otherwise I probably would live on pub munchies (and take away) !

For such a simple life you live, why is it always so complicated??? I just don't get that...

Oh well, ours is not to question why...

I know it's not like I go out looking for this mess, it just finds me ??

Yeah, life is what happens when you're making other plans!

Well, mate, I'm off to the comfy recliner. Hope the rest of the workday goes well, then have a good evening! Catch ya later...

Aye, I'm sending off my yank tonight, so wish me well !

Goodnight princess, I will catch you soon !