h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*trying desperately to get an image of Egon in spandex out of her head*

just remember it's Ranger's day, so try not to take ALL the attention !

Okay. Noty *all* the attention. Right. I'll avoid the luminous yellow spandex and go for a more sedate black look then, shall I?

...yes, I think black spandex is always a little classier for a wedding ...

And maybe a PVC bow tie and leather top hat as well?

I think that will go nicely with the ceremonial

Right.

*starts placing an order to the local branch of M&S. Changes his mind and places the order with the local branch of S&M instead...*

...How did you know where we were registered?

'dat ol' black magic'

I'm so excited now...oh my goodness...I'm getting married !

Whats goin on looks like I missed something, been busy goofing around in my page
And now I gotta go maybe I'll be back later tonight

Nothing big happening here Jerk...just planning a wedding !

Planning a wedding with WHO, Ms. Tanzen? Mr. Bartender Sir? You d@mn sure won't be tying any knots with ME!

*glares at tanzen while being protective of ranger and having a word with the library security guard about Mr. bartender sir's P45.*

You're my hero, Egon!


*wanders back over to the library, to drown her sorrows in , and watch for Mr. Bartender Sir...*

***whatches all and makes notes in his notepad***

***already has a little buzz so orders another beer and a round for all**

Jerk, just what my Guinness twins need, an adopted sibling!

***tips his glass everytime you do, need more beer.
buys more rounds**

*pokes her head in to see if perhaps Mr. Bartender Sir and Laura the are hiding here, but alas, they are not.*