This is a Journal entry by Dr Deckchair Funderlik
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Just cloning about.
Dr Deckchair Funderlik Started conversation Jun 28, 2003
For years, scientists have been working on cloning the first ever human. They've managed it so far with an earthworm, a sheep and a donkey. In the meantime, however, I believe I can contribute to this endeavour - by being the first person in the history of science to clone a joke.
Here's our specimin:
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called ....
wait for it...
wait for it...
wait for it...
eau de clone.
Arf Arf.
And now, I engage the joke cloning machine..
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
Success! 
Just cloning about.
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 28, 2003
You're a very 
man Dr Funderlink, and I'm very pleased to have made your acquaintance 
Just cloning about.
Cleo Posted Jun 28, 2003
.......but is it ethical?
Is it right for a doctor to play at being Bob Monkhouse.
Just cloning about.
Pinniped Posted Jun 28, 2003
If you clone jokes like this one they die even quicker 
Just cloning about.
Dr Deckchair Funderlik Posted Jun 28, 2003
I'm turning into Bob Monkhouse 
??????????
Where's that revolver? I had it here a minute ago..
On second thoughts, how do I completely eradicate a journal entry so it was never ever done in the first place?
Bob ..... monkhouse....... euurrhghhhhhh....
I never wrote this. It wasn't me. It was my, errrr... guinea pig. No, chauffer. It was me err ex-chauffer guinea pig who I just sacked. Big fan of Bob Monkhouse. Not me. I never wrote this. Not me. No.
Just cloning about.
abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Jun 28, 2003
You are a wonderfully weird person 
Just cloning about.
Boots Posted Jun 28, 2003
Wrong Herr Dokter. Mr Monkhouse is actually a serious peer wot you should admire. Take away the TV persona and look at the words...imagine the man not saying them amd yourself inventing them...actually... in your dreams ...actually... he is a bit good.
Take care (your fan and also a fan of sir bobs)
boots
Just cloning about.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 29, 2003
Oh dear; but where will it stop.
How can we know this new technology is safe?
How can it be ensured that this technology isn't put to evil use, and used to clone jokes that could be incorperated into WMD's 
and, hang on, this Dr Deckchair Funderlik, what is he?; I don't think you are a proper doctor at all, where are your qualifications; and did you apply to the jocke experimentation board, before conducting this experiment?; where are the duplicate results, and statistical anylisis? what were the controls in theis experiment, and did you rigerously maintin the conditions, adjuting only the single variable?
Hang on, you'r not a proper 
are you! Oh dear, tis will only end in tears again, do you not remember what happened in the supermarket that time?; I'm sure we don't want a repeat of that now, do we?
Just cloning about.
Recumbentman Posted Jun 29, 2003
eau de clone
oh there goes another one! They're turning up everywhere! They're going to overrun the site/planet/universe!
Just cloning about.
Dr Deckchair Funderlik Posted Jun 30, 2003
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
"Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"
Just cloning about.
Dr Deckchair Funderlik Posted Jun 30, 2003
Hi Boots. I took your advice, and imagined Bob Monkhouse, and removed the tv persona. Then I removed the Bob, then the Monkhouse, and then all the words. That felt better.
2legs, you're right. I am not a real doctor. I'm just doctored reality.
Just cloning about.
Recumbentman Posted Jul 2, 2003
Help! That joke managed to clone itself in the form of atmospheric vibrations yesterday, here in my house, and now it's flying around Dublin spawning copies almost quicker than you can say "Scientists in Sweden have made the first ever perfume, just for clones. It is called eau de clone"!
Just cloning about.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 2, 2003
Its worse, worse than, something that is really worse.
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- 1: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Jun 28, 2003)
- 2: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 28, 2003)
- 3: Cleo (Jun 28, 2003)
- 4: Pinniped (Jun 28, 2003)
- 5: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Jun 28, 2003)
- 6: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Jun 28, 2003)
- 7: Boots (Jun 28, 2003)
- 8: Ellen (Jun 29, 2003)
- 9: creachy (Jun 29, 2003)
- 10: Ellen (Jun 29, 2003)
- 11: creachy (Jun 29, 2003)
- 12: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 29, 2003)
- 13: Ellen (Jun 29, 2003)
- 14: creachy (Jun 29, 2003)
- 15: Recumbentman (Jun 29, 2003)
- 16: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Jun 30, 2003)
- 17: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Jun 30, 2003)
- 18: Boots (Jun 30, 2003)
- 19: Recumbentman (Jul 2, 2003)
- 20: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 2, 2003)
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