h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... can make you feel like the biggest idiot that ever walked the Earth.

I've lost my glasses. I put them on before leaving the house to sign on at the jobcentre. On the way back, I realised I wasn't wearing them any more. I don't even remember taking them off. I'm so annoyed with myself.

TK[1]

Could they have slipped into the timestream and gotten lost on another time track?

I am great finding things, if I were there I could probably find them, but the cost of getting there would far exceed the cost of replacements. Especially with national health.

Good luck.

So they're not at the job centre?

They were found! I'm so glad my mum works there.

I still feel like a gimp, though.

TK[1]

How very bizarre...

Mind you, I have been knon to start searching around for something I think I've lost, only to realise that I'm holding it in my hand

At least they weren't gone forever

They were found by one of my mum's coworkers at the jobcentre.

I still feel very stupid.

TK[1]

enjoy your stupidhood while it lasts, it has put you at the center of attention briefly. We all have our times for this so feel included.

Yay for feeling stupid.

On the subject, I had a seriould old lady moment the other day and managed to leave my jcket in a diner. I'm still not sure how

I leave things in places frequently. Find most of them again though

Though if you find a bog up Mam Tor and find a provisional driving liscence in it, I think that's where I left it. Couldn't be bothered to walk down the hill so made a controlled fall down the heather instead, at the expense of everything in my pocket.

I assume you mean bag? I'll keep my eyes peeled either way.

Welcome to duncehood, EE, you'll be welcomed and far from lonely.

TK[1]

Nope, definately a bog. Mam Tor's very boggy

Ah, I understand now... I thought you meant you had a bag which had, among other things, your provisional license. Now, reading under less alcoholic and marginally less rushed conditions, I see what you mean

TK[1]