h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am looking for a friend researcher to do an experiment concerning my space and the Friends list in the alabaster skin as I think there may be a problem in the programming.

There are a lot of problems with alabaster!! But don't lokk at me kiddo I'm here to identify problems I don't do solutions.

One minute, slow down!

I want to do a little experiment with the friends list, because I've just noticed something that shouldn't be there.

Interested?

Yes but i have another 30 minutes before real-life will rear its colourful but ultimately uninteresting head.

Onwards

OK,
1. add me to your friends list
2. check it really is there
3. come back here and tell me then
4. then i'll try and delete it

just say if you don't agree.

* looks around and under the last post*

There doesn't seem to be a catch

Nope, its just an experiment, and I promise not to try and delete anything else

Right Ive dgone over to alabaster and you are in my friends list .Delete away! But there is a heavy penalty for any 'collateral damage'

OK thats fine!

I don't know if you've noticed but if you go to my space you'll notice the 'Delete' link is next to all the names in the list and the 'Delete more than one name' link is still at the bottom.

You can delete my name again if you wish.

Why bother you seem like an intelligent sort of bloke with no obvious facial hair.Well not relly birds-nesty beardy type obvious.

Well just a bit.

*wails loudly* Not a tache? Oh please tell me its a Freddy one then otherwise I will remove you from mis amigos listos.

No not a 'tache.

Nasal hair! Oh well*fans herself with a passing copy of heat magazine* evolution is four parts adaptation to inhospitable climates and one part blindfold gn rummy.

Anyway, its barely visible

Hmm! I shall come to the winter-meet armed with my hirsuteometer at the ready to verify that fact all the same

I won't be there, so regardless of whether you bring it or not, you won't be able to check.

Coward!! I've never been to one of these meets and walking around with my hirsutemonitor would have been a good icebreaker. Now I shall have to go in cold... oh those double entendres they get everywhere don't they??!!

I'm not a coward, I still live at home with a mother who bosses me around.

That never stops I'm afraid even when there are counties between you*ll stands on a small heap of bitter experience all the better to speak from*


We could smuggle you out dressed as a giant codfish maybe. Or invent a totally plausible reason as to why you might be in a london pub one january evening. *ll puts her ways to get out of the house head on*