h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is far too quiet on H2G2 between 2am and now, which is 5.30am

The only stimulating medium available to me to keep me awake is Countdown

And you wonder why I am sometimes a little disturbed

Sorry but we do have to sleep sometimes

This website, which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique... is dead!

Its not dead, its sleeping!

It's not sleeping, it's passed on, it's dead, dead ,de...
No wait you were right, it's just asleep!

..It's kicked the bucket, it's six feet under, pushing up daisies...DEAD!

No#! Its just sleeping, look, it nearly woke up then; you stunned it!

Its not resting, its not stunned, its dead! It is no more, its rests in piece, its gone to the realms above, this... is an ex-website!

I'll look into the complaint as soon as possible

god i aint been around for ages an still creachy is moaning

Hi Ally!!

hellooooooo sandra

how's you hunni?

im wonderful

you?

oh she's back

i is good thanks babes an nice to see you again as i aint been around for a long while as spend most of me time on lycos now



see your still on about the badgers. lol

oiiiii bint i saw that an i aint back for long so ner ner

Bet your not either ya got better things to do now

and don't you just know it hunni

nah, we just had a mini meet in bognor regis for the weekend and the badgers took over theres loads of ohotos etc on the page n in the post...