h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, so not only did i completely screw up the last time i was due on air but i failed to get in contact with the station to explain why i didn't turn up for my shift which i apologise for to any who were looking forward to hearing my smooth. sexy tones through their PC speakers, followed by Machinehead naturally

and, to make it worse, about 3 weeks later i sent the station manager a text to go some way towards redeeming my drunken antics with the complete disregard for the fact he is deaf and blind i really should go to hell now

yet they still want me on the show. i have just got off the phone to my station manager and they not only want me back but have reserved a prime spot on the early evening shift

it is, i must say, much undeserved. but apparently the listeners and other DJ's miss me so i will let you all know when i am due to make my grand comeback to the music scene.

until then, keep the volume on 11!!

you texted a deaf n blind man?! .evil sod!

why does a deaf and blind man have a mobile phone?


YAY! Air creachy! Tell us when you're on

..so as we can crank call you with dodgy requests ..

exactly.

I only got to torment his co-workers last time.

The girl found it funny, the guy got stressy *giggles*

don't tell him it was me.

you didn't?

tell me all..

I just sent perpetual emails begging for decent songs.
Then the guy I sent an email to. I think it was a request or a story in which I mentioned my friends MC Hammer, Michael Spanner, and Jonathon Wrench. He didn't find it funny though

that's probably the dance 'yeah innit bruv you kno wha i mean, BLING!' dude. no sense of humour on him

but me on the other hand hope you like getting badly embarassed on ar people cos i take no prisoners *hic*


i just got me 2 tickets to the Paul McKenna gig at the Guildford Civic Hall next month

i love my new visa

that the new visa you are not using till reading?

yeah. i really like my new shoes and trainers too


well, i did some calculating first so i didn't just go out and spend money willy nilly (where the hell does that phrase come from?). i worked out that with the first 6 months interest free credit i can actually afford to get myself a couple of items of luxury as it were. especially with the triple pay i'll be getting over christmas and with the pay rise backpay to June that is due in the next couple of weeks i am actually very stable at the moment

Not a clue about the phrase

AS i said before i'll expect a nice xmas pressie then

you'd be so lucky

As long as you insult me imaginitively I'll be fine

pressies...

'sniff'

look what you've done!

@

ooooh is smellies

my pleasure. My favourite scent as well. Catnip with a hint of mouse/fish.

Creachy any chance of being able to pick you up in Portsmouth as I can't log on at work

bloodyMOD

no sorry Reefgirl, probably not any hope in hell there. but you never know, you might not be working when i am on