h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, it's true. stop laughing

I, that be me, got an email today from one of them matchmaking companies. you know the ones. there was a txt message phase once where you would get a txt that says, 'to find out who has a crush on you cal this number*'

*calls charged at £1.50 p/min and last a minimum of 3 mins

anyway, i got an email one. this one seems free. it gives you a link to the site that sent it and a code to type in when you get there to find out who it is. not a problem there. i click on the link. it takes me to the page. but there is nowhere to type the information it gave me just a registration form. so i decide, ok, why not. if it's what i have to do to find out. i'll give it a shot.

It's American. it demands a zip-code to continue. i live in England i guess i will never know who it is, but at least i know someone does like me

so if you are reading this, thanks, but i can't get to see who you are.

well unless you were a member of the company and had a profile on site,none of its memmbers would no who you are to like you! so it was just an advertising ploy im afraid.. but im sure you knew that

whats all this about not wanting to go to AT now? I thought you were looking forward to it?..so whats up?
Have you told werekitty ,ben n missy..oh n cutiechops theylll need to find another tent?

no, haven't told any of them.

and don't destroy my dream

ok

anyway im sure theres plenty of people who like you if you could just be bothered to notice..as youve been told too many times im sure.

Well are you gonna say? I know id rather be away with everybody than at at home by myself wondering whaat a great time theyre having..so go on ...whats up?

i shouldn't think i will be at home by myself, it is my birthday weekend

fair enough..
I thought youd rather be at a big party with us though..especially as certain people will be there
but if you dont wanna tell me whats up thats fine..i am bloody good to talk to though, so anytime.
dunno if Genie said but were having a boozy night in at hers next week..think she was going to ask , probably stilll will

see you later then

oooooooooooohhhhhh.......has Mr Creachy found himself a Cyber girlfriend?? Lucky U!!!!

I used to get that is it someonelikesyou.com if it is it's a marketing ploy they want you to buy CD's and DVD's before they'll give you clues to who it is

then surely they are lieing. can they not get done for that?

probably not no..

why not?

Well if they could be done for it
so could all the other junk mail cos who say youve won this n that..n people would do it and then there wouldnt be any..thats my logic anyway

hellloooo

hellllloooooo

you not coming to Alton Towers?

when u going alton towers

the trip is at the end of september

answer my question you bad person!

You aren't seriously suggesting that you'd rather spend your birthday with your RL friends, instead of at a weekend at a themepark with a bunch of people most of whom you've never met??

Anyway if you don't go, I fully intend to make your life hell with prank phonecalls... I have your number

and who is going where from is it just h2g2 users

I think it's just h2g2 users. And everyone else at alton towers that day.

Although I'm not sure how stringent that is.