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Harpooning...

Post 1

Daily Llama

Would it be illegal to harpoon the sad little person who keeps riding his hairdryer of a moped up and down my road at silly hours of the morning, hitting parked cars with his hand as he goes past to set off their alarms? I've lost a fair bit of sleep, I'm sure the courts would understand...

"Harpoon at the ready"
"Aye sir"
"Fire at will..."
"Aye aye!"


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Post 2

Johnny Voodoo, Lord of Badgerly Manor

A pit full of sharpened stakes might do the trick...?


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Post 3

Daily Llama

Hmm... great minds think alike... maybe in a vat of salt and vinegar solution???


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