This is a Journal entry by Daily Llama
Daily Llama Started conversation Aug 18, 2005
Would it be illegal to harpoon the sad little person who keeps riding his hairdryer of a moped up and down my road at silly hours of the morning, hitting parked cars with his hand as he goes past to set off their alarms? I've lost a fair bit of sleep, I'm sure the courts would understand...
"Harpoon at the ready"
"Fire at will..."
Johnny Voodoo, Lord of Badgerly Manor Posted Aug 25, 2005
A pit full of sharpened stakes might do the trick...?
Daily Llama Posted Aug 25, 2005
Hmm... great minds think alike... maybe in a vat of salt and vinegar solution???
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