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How things change...

Post 1

Oberon2001 (Scout)

An address by the Rt Git Iain Duncan-Smith MP, alleged leader of the Opposition.

"Ah-hem! *cough* Yes, if I could have your attention please. Yes, you at the back. I don't care if it is stuck, stop playing with it!

Some of you may have noticed that the Tories have decided to abolish tutition fees and top-up fees... wait, no definitely the Tories. Hmm, that's strange. And, yes, and Labour are supporting them...?

Are you sure about this? Shouldn't it be the other way round? No? Oh.

*cough* This shows how the Tories are fundamentally different to the Labour Party. They nick our policies, we come out against them. Look forward to our policy of nationalising the railways, gas, power, water, etc and the privatisation of John Prescott."

Cue rapturous applause (by Micheal Portillo, who can spot an oppurtunity to become leader a mile off) and general bewilderment from everyone else.


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Post 2

Thin Lizzy

lol, that's good. We live in a very strange world. My way of getting through that very strange world is by being even stranger than the world.


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Post 3

Trout Montague

That's precisely what drunken-smith is doing. The only way to confront the loose-cannon maverick incumbent is to play him at his own game.


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Post 4

Thin Lizzy

Oh no... I think I'm becoming a Conservative...
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post 5

Trout Montague

In name or in new-tory policy?


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Post 6

Oberon2001 (Scout)

smiley - laugh Has a ring to it doesn't it?
"New Torys for a New Tommorrow" could be their slogan. Dynamic, catchy and commits them to absolutely nothing.
Oberon2001


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Post 7

Thin Lizzy

Apart for still beng Tories the next day...


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