h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill.
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath my covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his ing head

I`m not a morning person


(ANON)

nice

awwwwww poor ickle birdey
just sittin ther tweetin away......then sppppllllaaaattttt

good innit

Yup

can sympathise with the sentiment...though I wouldn't do it myself

en

No way would I go as far as the window if I'd just been woken up

how far would you go

as far as putting the pillow over my head

weg thought just entered my head when i saw your reply
hehehehehehehehehehe

no comment

Probably a good thing

correct..you`d probably hit me and i can`t stand the sight of blood especially when it`s mine

i see your still gettin in trouble as usual

lolpmp good one that!!!

what the poem or still gettin himself in trouble

it doesnt take much for to get into trouble

it dont take anythin for to get himself in trouble