h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's what sheep were put on this Earth for.

Mwahaha! You can only experiment on me if you can catch me!

Why bother? There's bound to be someone stupid enough to volunteer. Dubya, for instance.

I apologise for "my" previous post. My hair is convinced that it is a sheep [having said, it does do a startling impression of a sheep most days].

My hair does a good impression of a mop.

A very tidy mop. Your hair even looks tidy when you just woke up.

It's a wig really....

Yeah, but you should see me bobbing my head to heavy metal.

That was the only thing I could think of that could have been vaguely funny. It wasn't.

you don't like heavy metal.

Do you?

Not really, no. But my old friends did and I used to humour them.

You seem to do a lot of that.

Well those guys weren't so bad, except the militaristic guy.

I can't imagine you as a metalist, somehow.

I wasn't, they were. I used to tell them how crap the music they listened to was all the time.

Oh, because your taste in music is far more sophisticated and superior, of course.

There's nothing wrong with Popcorn.

Some would disagree.

Some INCORRECT people.

I listnen to anything, exept posibly opra and some death metal, otehrwise anything. there is no one genre that i listen to exclusivly. at the moment i am listening to Lacuna Coil, tomorow i may listen to darude, the next da, gerry raferty.
when i said anything, i do not judge by artist, or anthing like that, only by the song it's self.
i do listne to more metal and trance that anything else
pink floyd have not made a song i have not loved
the prodigy are dam good too