h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Two mistakes I made today;

1. Thinking that honey on oatcakes would be a good lunch

2. Eating them whilst sitting at my computer.

Now I have honey on my jeans, hands, mouse and windowsill. And I feel like Winnie-the-Pooh.

*sighs*

I think I've dislocated my brain.

is that possible

With me, anything is possible.

Anything? Can you turn me into a fairy

Sure.





There you go. Just don't try to fly.

Why........

Well, you could try, as long as you're taking off from ground level. That's all. There could be some nasty incidents otherwise.

*flutters wings nervously* what have you done?

Nothing much... It's just that those wings are only held together with masking tape and string... I ran out of magic flying powder.

Hmmm brain dislocation is a tricky problem to solve, take it from me, bashing your head against a wall doesn't unfortunatly work, but ocasionaly large quantatys of tea do, also waching/listening/reading to a form of HHGTTG, actualy any Sci-Fi will do, but this will solve it for longer

I dealt with it by tidying my room.

Ooh, the cleanliness...

Tidying you room?!?! that never worked for me, tended to meen i had to serch for all my work again, which put me in a worse state, but then each to there own

Yeah, I did misplace my notebook... But it was absolute chaos before. At least it's semi-tame now.

Room tameing, hmmm, mine seems to be perpetualy wild, though i have tried many methods, they arn't as easy as dogs to train, how do you do it?

Attack it little bits at a time. I started with the windowsill and moved clockwise.

I tend to just not let my room get messy. I know, I know, I'm a horrible geek.

Although my desk is getting quite messy at the moment, and some papers have fallen back behind it.

My desk was messy, but I just pushed everything into the wastepaper basket.

Now the room is clean, and it smells like laundry... There's a blanket suspended on a makeshift washing line, and everytime I walk past it I smile because it smells like fresh laundry.

Well that's because it's laundry.

I know, but I shouldn't get excited by the smell of laundry.

No, you really shouldn't.