h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me: You have such and such book overdue, it's a picture book. Did you return it today?
Borrower: No, I don't think so. Is it a children's book?
Me-in-my-head: How many adult picture books have you read lately?

Lady-on-the-phone: I think I left my library card there, has anyone handed it in?
Me: Hold on, I'll check for you. *Has a look, no one's handed it in*
Me: Sorry, it's not here. If it turns up, we'll post it out to you.
Lady-on-the-phone: Do you need me to give you a name?
Me: Ah, no. It'll be on the card.

Feel free to add more stupid questions to the. . . Da da! Stupid question files!

A woman walked into the library last week and asked the lady at the circ desk if we were open.

I'd believe that.

Hmm Hmmm! "The last hero" Terry Pratchett

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Doh! Yes right, I do get that now. Sorry Miztres. We have 'The Last Hero' as YA, didn't click. I would call it an illustrated novel though, not a Picture Book.