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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 8, 2004
Will 
s do?
You just be you, I'll be me, okay..
WEll, I was about 100 miles closer for a little while 2 weeks ago...
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 8, 2004
If they're very very small s.... Or pine needles. That might work.
When I was up in London on that Gov/Pol conference 
That could count, I was considerably closer for a day
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TeaKay Posted Dec 8, 2004
Noooo... had enough of pine needles today.
Ah. But still, 100 miles closer is as good as a million miles away...
TK[1]
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 9, 2004
Take it you've got the Christmas tree in.....?
Aye, but we could have been in the same place, just in different time frames.
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TeaKay Posted Dec 9, 2004
I helped mum with her tree in the christmas tree festival thing at the church yesterday. Gah, those things hurt.
TK[1]
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 10, 2004
The Church? 
Ouwie 
Big prickly thing?
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TeaKay Posted Dec 10, 2004
Why at the church?
Small prickly thing. But it's the prickly bit that's important.
TK[1]
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 11, 2004
I don't know... Somehow TK1*/Church don't quite belong in the same frame of reference 
Prickly isn't good 
*I originally typed in TB/Church, before realising how unfunny this was 
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TeaKay Posted Dec 11, 2004
My grandparents are avid churchgoers, and my mum's on the "Friends of..." committee. I don't mind lending a hand now and then
Certainly isn't. Though I've learnt to count my blessings- my hands have been left considerably more shredded after a session with my cat.
TK[1]
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 11, 2004
Cats do have a habit of not remembering the gap between "play" and "pain"...
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 12, 2004
Awwwwh...
He's only playing...
I hope.
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TeaKay Posted Dec 12, 2004
Nah. He's Satan in feline form. Ascended to Earth to rid the world of birds and people's hands.
He sat on the kitchen chair yesterday, swiping at me every time I walked past.
TK[1]
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 12, 2004
A proper witch's cat, then...
Perhaps he thinks you're a bird? 
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TeaKay Posted Dec 12, 2004
Indeed.... eeeeevil.
A bloody great big bird with no wings.
What was that one for? Not that I'm complaining
TK[1]
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 13, 2004
HE doesn't turn his head through 360 now, does he?
Emus are big birds with small wings.. perhaps he thinks you're an emu..
It was for having an eeeevil cat
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TeaKay Posted Dec 13, 2004
Not that I've seen. He was attacking bits of light reflected off my guitar earlier. He was going scatty.
*Inexplicable image of Rod Hull's arm...*
Ah. Well, any other reasons you can think of, just send them my way
TK[1]
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 13, 2004
Awwwh...
Y'know, they get to a certain age where they start having "kitten" moments again...
Rod Hull......?
My pleasure...
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TeaKay Posted Dec 13, 2004
He was going mental... if I made it go too far up the wall, he was trying to climb up it... I wasn't concentrating on my playing, so of course I was playing like I was possessed by the spirit of Hendrix. I should really take Gandi along on saturday...
Lol. I think in Gandi's case, he trys to brutally murder anything that dares to even consider being considered almost as pretty.
That guy who had his hand up 'Emu''s arse. Surely you remember Rod Hull and Emu?
'tis all mine Could do with some real ones, though.
TK[1]
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