h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I got the results back from a Morriby test I did a few weeks back, which is supposed to help you decide whick career you should follow...

Possible career suggestions....

A journalist
A writer
A web designer
A computer programmer
Creative Broadcasting (writing, directing, make-up artist, stage manager)


It's all good

looks all very good...

I was quite pleased

I felt rather sorry for one of my friends who got 'forester'...

ooooooh... she's a lmberjack, and she's okay...

oooh! that would be wrong if she had no green fingers

I did simular test during growing up I never got same result so I can blame the test I never could get job.

nowaday I would like Radio DJ, I think, my music knowledge is above normal, but I dislike the music of noughties so I would never play some of that stuff ....end rambling, should not do that as DJ.

Be a writer!

she sleeps all night and she works all day

she cuts down trees, she eats her lunch...











now look what you've done

I got forester as well , and carpet layer I remember...


writer's a better bet

I think you'd make a great DJ Pheloxi! I'd listen



She goes to the lavatreeeeee
on Wednesday's she'll go shoppin' an 'ave buttered scones for teaaaaaaaaaa...

It's contagious!

A carpet layer<?> Sounds like....erm...fun<?>
Can you get a degree in carpet laying<?>

I've always wanted to be a writer. Ever since I could hold a pen, I wanted to write

I tell stories, I can give speaches, but when it comes to putting pen to painter I doodle instead

If you want to be a writer, then go for it

She's a lumberjack and she's OK, she sleeps all night and she works all day
She cuts down trees, she wears high heels..

(I think I've left a verse out )

I've certainly already had a go at trying to get an agent... I've had at least 6 rejections now

The doodles are essential to the art of...erm....imagination!

I think it's.... She skips and jumps, and likes to press wild flowers...

That's quite good going, show keen, and eventually, who knows

Doodles are essential to chear me up, keep me awake and, er, brighten the page up

So it is
She dresses in women's clothing, and hangs around in bars

Actually, I got a really nice rejection from one of the publishers... They actually wrote me a letter, rather than sending a little card that says 'Sorry, we're not interested' which generally means they didn't bother to read it in the first place...

Doodles are
The ones I tend to do whilst bored in French are often especially fantastic

oh, she's a lumberjack and she's okay...
*inane grin*

Nice

All my A-level work is covered in them, managing to refrain from covering my lecture notes however

she sleeps all night and she works all day...

she cuts down trees, she wears high heels..

Awh...but all the pretty pictures...!
They're useful, honest

suspenders and a braaaaa

lecturers talk too quickly, miss the info and I'm stuck

she wants to be a girlie..

Awh

Perhaps you can decorate then afterwards, whilst mulling over an essay<?>

Just like her deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear...

*sniff*

Then I doodle on post-it notes and stick them to the laptop lid, so when I close it up in frustration, there's all the pretty pictures to cheer me up

mamaaaaaaaaa

*applauds*

Ohhh... pretty pictures on the laptop

*standing ovation*
It was sooo beautiful...

There's also a list of instructions for when I lend out my laptop to one of my friends, including 'must be plugged into internet for large portions of the day' and 'must not be used for work for more than half an hour at a time'

*feels need to fill silence*
We're knights of the round table

*completely forgets the next line of the song*

We eat ham an' jam an' spam-a-lot!

AaHhha, Monte Python...the standard for dastardly daring ditties doing homage to puns & double entrandes(sp)
I`m a lumberjack, & I`m .....