h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The new sports students are in here and being ever so polite. It's "please" this and a couple of "thank yous" for that.

I wonder how long it will last for. There are some real characters amongst them this year - some of whom are going to be a bit challenging.

Uh-oh. It's the ic ones that your REALLY have to watch.

*speaking from experience *

Oh god! Sports students being polite; the world has gone topsy turvy!!

I know, another one has just walked out nodding at me and saying thank you.

I know it'll soon slip to , and then to just a nod or possibly a grunt so I'm making the most of it now.

I know Rev. although it's the arrogant little swines who walk in and then at you like a to get your attention that I think will casue the most trouble. Mind you that little group won't be returning for a while after the verbal tonge lashing I gave them.

It usually depends on the librarian how I treat them.

they might want something of you!

Hahahahahaha! Go get yourself thick glasses, die your hair gray and wear it in a bun, quickly! And get a drab flower dress while you're at it!

I think that Ralphie means that you should become unknown charrector in Harry Potter

Nah, just the stereotypical librarian.

Hello class and welcome to your first Divination lesoon. Now if you will just collect your mugs from that cupboard over there we'll begin the term by learning how to interpret leaves.

I know what you mean..one with Clark Kent / Superman make over syndrome!

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Well I have the glasses. Perhaps I should find some un-trendy horned rimmed ones though.

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"un-trendy horned" sound realy ish

That's a good strategy too. Make them think you'll sacrifice them to Dark Gods if they're rude...

say you have dark basement without light with every our different voice of teachers!

I would have thought that dressing like a 'lady of the night' would have been a better move for making sports students behave. And I deeply do not want to hear your fiancee's opinion on this!

Nah, they'd get drool all over the books.